Lindsay Lohan - Escort?

Rockslinger

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Do you have an extra US$100,000 (C$98,900) lying around? Then you could hire Lindsay for a "date":) like that Arabian prince did.
 

D-Fens

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or you could just find a escort that`s a Lindsay Lohan look alike which I imagine wouldn`t be that hard and would probably be alot cheaper.
 

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or you could just find a escort that`s a Lindsay Lohan look alike which I imagine wouldn`t be that hard and would probably be alot cheaper.
Sure, you can brag you poked someone who kind of looks like the real Lindsay. US$100,000 to a Sultan is like $10 to you.
 

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Wow, she looks worn down for 26 and I'll bet those tires have NOOOOO tread let on them.

But....I love redheads, she has a smoking body and if she stayed out of the sun for a while I'd pay, no problem. Have to be soon though 'cuz I don't think she's going to be around long. Shame 'cuz sweep the personal shit aside and the girl actually has some talent. Haven't seen it lately though.
 

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If she's cleaned-up and dolled-up, with red hair, offering GFE/PSE service at a low four-figure hourly rate . . . I'd seriously consider it.
If there is a doctor out there somewhere who knows how to clean her up, he should get a Nobel prize for advancement in the fight against sexually transmitted diseases.
 

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Do you have an extra US$100,000 (C$98,900) lying around? Then you could hire Lindsay for a "date":) like that Arabian prince did.
No question Lindsay Lohan is a douche bag. Yes, its fun to make fun of her because she is such a douche bag. But I think its quite silly to suggest that she is an escort.

Nobody will hire her as an actor, and she owes the IRS a lot of money in back taxes. Under the circumstances, getting someone to pay her for a personal appearance at a private party is about the smartest thing she can do.

Who here wouldn't go to a party in London for $100,000?

Besides, she went with her mother.

Trailer park trash? Yes. Escort? Not yet.

The 30-year-old, celebrity-obsessed prince also paid Lionel Ritchie a whopping $250,000 to come sing for him and Pamela Anderson, a favorite, to come show herself off for $75,000 at the crazy bash, which he holds annually in the 10,300-square-foot ballroom at the five-star Dorchester in Mayfair.

In June, Azim threw himself a massive 30th birthday bash at the Dorchester. That time, he flew in his celeb flavors of the month, including Mariah Carey, Chace Crawford, Raquel Welch, Marisa Tomei and Dionne Warwick, who performed a few songs. In 2009, the billionaire prince’s holiday gathering was proclaimed party of the year by the British press.
I guess Mariah Carey, Marisa Tomei and Dionne Warwich are also escorts.
 

Rockslinger

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I guess Mariah Carey, Marisa Tomei and Dionne Warwich are also escorts.
These 3 mentioned ladies all have talents and are not bat crazy like Lindsay. With Lindsay any and everything is possible. Anyway, it was eTalk that mentioned "escort?" on their program.
 

Questor

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These 3 mentioned ladies all have talents and are not bat crazy like Lindsay. With Lindsay any and everything is possible. Anyway, it was eTalk that mentioned "escort?" on their program.
If it is true that eTalk said that Lohan is an escort, then I expect Lohan will be suing them for libel. Calling someone a prostitute on national tv is fairly serious. Lohan could make a lot more than $100,000 suing them. If that is what they said.
 

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No surprise, it's been going on for decades -- any Hollywood star (male or female) would do anything to be famous or maintain a level of economic comfort.
 

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Clearly the prince has more $$ than brains or taste (that's my opinion).... but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder! I know if i had that kinda $$ to throw around, I would NOT choose her! Of course there's always the possibilty he lost a bet!
 

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No question Lindsay Lohan is a douche bag. Yes, its fun to make fun of her because she is such a douche bag. But I think its quite silly to suggest that she is an escort.

Nobody will hire her as an actor, and she owes the IRS a lot of money in back taxes. Under the circumstances, getting someone to pay her for a personal appearance at a private party is about the smartest thing she can do.

Who here wouldn't go to a party in London for $100,000?

Besides, she went with her mother.

Trailer park trash? Yes. Escort? Not yet.



I guess Mariah Carey, Marisa Tomei and Dionne Warwich are also escorts.

Questor, i think you are insulting the douchebag by comparing it to Lindsay! & perhaps it was a mom & daughter 3way!
 
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Do you have an extra US$100,000 (C$98,900) lying around? Then you could hire Lindsay for a "date":) like that Arabian prince did.
The $100K might be worth it. Lindsay in all likelihood is going to wind up being a member of the 27 Club so she doesn't have much time left.

If you could bang her before she croaks you could have bragging rights for the rest of your life. Kinda like if you'd been able to tap Amy Winehouse. Just make sure you wear a condom.
 
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