Limericks

[luv4lust]

there once was a horny doc,
who had luv attached to his cock.
she sucked on his head till it was dead,
and put the poor man in to shock.
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lol

 

[Scenicdrive]

there once was a horny doc,
who had luv attached to his cock.
she sucked on his head till it was dead,
and put the poor man in to shock.
​

lol

Please, please, who is this horny doc???
Hope he is not the good doc.
Whose head is so strong, to say dead is so wrong.
You will be shock, when you cannot walk!!!
LMAO!!!

 

[Hard Idle]

Don't start with this again...

 

[woolf]

totally of topic:

There was a young man from St. Bees,
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp,
When they asked, "Does it hurt?"
He replied, "No it doesn't
But I thought all the time twas a hornet


P.S. Not my own, but I don't know who to credit ... I believe it's from a Newfie musician.

 

[JohnLarue]

Here lies the bones of screwy dick
Who was cursed at birth with a corkscrew prick
His life was spent in an unending hunt
to find the girl with the corkscrew ****
He finally found her, but then fell dead
That son a bitch had a left hand thread

 

[luv4lust]

I once met a woman of lust
Who owned such a bountiful bust
Her puss was so creamy
It drove all the men dreamy
This tantilizing treat called lust

very good last