LOOOOL! I'm sure lots of guys are reading this as "she's jaded" I hope they also have the common sense that Every Single Thing She Wrote Is True! For 8yrs I dealt with exactly the same shit. It's not an easy job! For every great client, there are 2 that pull most of what Lilly wrote. But the line that I will take with me to use going forward is "Your finances do not lessen my expenses" ! That shit is GOLD!!!!!
All the best to you Lilly! Thanks for the giggles with this post.
To the guys all in a tissy about her posting the truth of sex work, GET OVER IT. Ya'll rant endlessly here. You do not know what ladies put up with. Did she name you or call you out? NOPE. So why are you so disgruntled? Seems to me it's because a few of these ring true for you & you're defensiveness shows on you. We ALL trade notes on clients. We ALL know your little maneuvers that you think are genius but don't work. Nope, don't wanna lick the tip. Nope, putting it in once is the same as putting it in 1000 times. Nope, your ass isn't clean enough. Nope, holding our arms doesn't put us in the position you want, words do. Yes, clients are really like what she describes. And don't go thinking "Oh, man, I'm a wicked client then cuz I do none of that!". I'll tell you this, I've never met a single client who doesn't do at least one of the listed " offenses". Not one! You all do something, as do we. We have lazy days where we rock stubble. We wait 4 extra days to wax. We add lube pre-session to prep. We endure, we prevail, and we service. That's what sex work is. It's an illusion.
Now, boys, go forth & clean thy balls so ladies can live long & prosper.
Xoxo