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Jade4u

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How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Which ones sound like who? :eek:
 

Jade4u

It's been good to know ya
What would that make me mistress 1.0 or girlfriend 2.0, 3.0 etc...???

Frig if I had a man not as an sp I would toss the fuckers in the garbage once I knew he was ok?

One more to go.
 

papasmerf

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5 posters to say Bush and his buddies made the bulb so it would not last

3 would quote Obama on the best bulb to buy .
 

Anynym

Just a bit to the right
Dec 28, 2005
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Mr. Lucky said:
Use green energy
6 to debate the environmental impact of incandescent versus compact fluorescent light bulbs (er, lightbulbs).
 

LancsLad

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In her original list Jade neglected to mention that there would be at least 2 maybe 3 really clever punster posters who would point out that those who didn't understand the lightbulb thread couldn't be that bright.





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Jade4u

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Prim0

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Aug 12, 2008
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Shouldn't there be a line for those who post the funny photoshopped images???

 

WoodPeckr

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LancsLad said:
In her original list Jade neglected to mention that there would be at least 2 maybe 3 really clever punster posters who would point out that those who didn't understand the lightbulb thread couldn't be that bright.
Perhaps just a filament of your imagination.....:)
 
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