Life Expectancy Calculator
- Thread starter Macator2003
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74 years
Obviously many of you bullshitted your answers to the questions. In 30 years when I'm surrounded by a harem of beautiful half naked women feeding me grapes, many of you who put "90+" will already be long gone.
3/4 of those of you who do make it to 90+ will be bed ridden somewhere in a hospital forgotten by your family, riddled with bed sores ripping through your old feeble bodies.
Obviously many of you bullshitted your answers to the questions. In 30 years when I'm surrounded by a harem of beautiful half naked women feeding me grapes, many of you who put "90+" will already be long gone.
3/4 of those of you who do make it to 90+ will be bed ridden somewhere in a hospital forgotten by your family, riddled with bed sores ripping through your old feeble bodies.
You will only be in a harem surrounded by beautiful women if you are a eunuckGotGusto said:
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I'm at 78.5 so looks like I need to visit more SPs for the exercise value. By chance do any of you know of an SP that provides fruit and veggies at their incall. This way by being very bad I can live longer.
81 years for me which is perfect I will die just before I hit the average age of 82 when your bowels begin to fail and you start sh#$ting your pants and have to wear adult diapers
