lethal injection fails
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I did see that fictional film.... what of it?
I believe WhaWha was directing us to what happened to Edward Nortons character.
(for those that did not see the movie i will not elaborate...second, you must see Fight Club...one of the al-time best movies)
I figured.... it was a nice effect but my point was it was a fictional movie.... sure... lots of untrained fuckups would do this to themselves but if you got someone trained where to exactly aim the high caliber pistol & the convicts head was secures in something like a large woodworking clamp the odds of such an epic fail would be almost totally nil....
I think they should get more creative with the punishments & executions actually....
Why not dress them up like clowns or let the victims family press the go button or write whatever they want on the murderers face with permenant marker to be on their face for all time & have a mirror in front of their face as they die so the last thing they ever see is a penis drawn on their face....
Maybe just feed them into a wood chipper & have the victim's family control the speed..
At least let them get a few nutshots in right before...
I also believe that instead of prison time rapists should be publicly & violently violated by a trained S&M sadist dressed as a clown with standardized procedures & approved tools.... It will save $ on prison & you can be good & goddamn sure that after a few of these circus performances virtually NO ONE will risk doing the deed..... If you were some macho lowlife going to prison is one thing... but getting a prolonged & vigorous asspiping by a clown in the town square would ruin their masculinity forevermore....
For some of these fucks merely killing them is actually a mercy to them.... The victims are the important parties in all of this & it doesn't matter that technically all crimes are commited against the state.. Prison as the punishment for almost every crim is fucking retarded.
While I don't support the death penalty, I've always thought the way to do it is an extension of a George Carlin bit. Carlin said have beheadings on the top of a hill with buckets at the bottom and let people bet which one it does into. I say extend that slightly, hire Bob Barker and go with beheading plinko.
Strap the prick spreadeagled in a frame & give everyone who cared about the victim(s) a free shot...
Or go Ghengis Khan styles... roll the cocksucker up in a carpet & have everyone who cares to take a nice clean soccer kick.... Rinse & repeat until the heart monitor flatlines & allow for more for good measure... Maybe until the corpse is goo...
I also strongly believe that if it can be conclusively determined that the offender was a result of bad parenting then the parents should get some too.... It's not enough that these sloths are only nominally responsible for the actions of their crotchfruit for the 1st 18 years.... If it's proven that either by abuse or neglect you created a menace to society you need to be held to account...
After the trial the parents found guilty of creating the troublemaker should be given the choice of A) very public denunciation of the child & a public apology to the victim & society for a lesser punishment Or B) something quite public & severe...... Make sure the offender has to witness what he brought upon his family too.....
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