Let It Rip Man

[MadonnaLove]

I went to tim hortons and this guy infront of me dropped his keys so when he bent right over he ripped this huge fart I'm like oh no so i started laughing
and the people behind me started laughing and left and then the smell hit us omg it was like rotten eggs so I'm standing there laughing covering my face i actually felt bad for the guy so he says thats how you clear line ups and smiles I'm just like hysterical at this point almost peed my pants

have you had an embarrassing fart ?

 

[nondescriptive]

For practical jokes , I recommend purchasing a "Fart Machine", great fun when used in an office environment. It works by remote control. press the button for an instant, you get little "tweet farts" sound effects , hold the button down longer , you get long drawn out farts.

I recommend placing it under your victim's chair!!!

 

[SchlongConery]

I am a Farttrliquist.

I can throw my farts and get others blamed for the fart. You shoulda seen it when the Queen was shaking hands at a parade!

YOU can start out with the easy tricks. Like getting on an elevator when there is only ONE other person on it with you. Push the button for the floor below his stop....and you guessed it....let one off just as you leave the door. When the elevator stops at the next floor for your victim to get off, everyone will think the rancid smell came from him! His protestations will only make people blame him more!

That's the only secret I can share for now until I get permission from the Fartriliquist's Association.

 

[nobody123]

For practical jokes , I recommend purchasing a "Fart Machine", great fun when used in an office environment. It works by remote control. press the button for an instant, you get little "tweet farts" sound effects , hold the button down longer , you get long drawn out farts.

I recommend placing it under your victim's chair!!!

Back in my day, we didn't need smartphones to trigger them. And they were called "Whoopie cushions". Now get orf mah lawn!