leo = leonardo

[Meesh]

I think this thread's had the biscuit!

 

[teenbod]

My bagguette was in the oven and the oven wasn't clean, so I got some kind of flour like rash called yeast.

lol

 

[t8rs]

Alright, just how did Leo get ensconesed in this half-baked thread? You guys should just be leaven' her alone, you masterbakers.

 

[great bear]

If this thread does not stop I'm thinking of leaven.

 

[Bubba Hotep 69]

must keep.... thread... alive....

 

[blitz]

I'm a little baked so I often Wonder if it's worth it to rise in the morning or stay rolled up in bed.

 

[blitz]

must keep.... thread... alive....

It's the yeast I could do Bubba

 

[Bubba Hotep 69]

Keep on truckin'

 

[blitz]

I checked the carbs on this thread and I'm afraid we're all a bit doughy

 

[Shtumffed]

It doesn't really fit the Atkins diet does it?

 

[blitz]

Atkins.

Although he's toast, people are still making bread off of his program.

It's amazing, the butter theses diet book authors spread on ya to lose the rolls.

 

[Shtumffed]

Gentlemen! I have a proposition...not that kind,,,,wait for it....

Since this whole thing was started or inspired by the lovely Leo (not Leonardo) I was thinking that we should include her in this in a more active manner.

What I was thinking was that all those that took part or take part in this punny thread, book apointments (1 or more hours, up to the gent) with Leo and then after baking your strudle in her oven, you see her to the door, give big kiss good night and give her a fresh loaf of bread to see her out. Each man must post and report the event and tell what type of bread was presented. Subsequent bakers must bake a different type of bread for her.

When the lovely Leo gives you that puzzled look, we simply tell her that it is a Canadian Christmas tradition started by early settlers and that not too many people practice this today.

What say you Merry Gentlemen? I haven't had the pleasure of her company yet but would she take this lively pun with good cheer or freak out a split for the "old country" ?

 

[blitz]

Bro, your brain needs more bran

Feel free to pump her nickel with you baugette

But this multi grain idea lacks humour

She'll take your bread but'd be likely to stick her foot up your loaf hole

 

[great bear]

Cottage Cheese? Cottage Cheese? I prefer a Cottage Roll.

 

[Shtumffed]

Boo Hoo, no body likes my idea of a joke!

I will just have to give her the whole loaf myself. Maybe the whole bakery including the pastries.

 

[great bear]

I have searched the entire length and breadth of Canada to find the perfect bakery.

 

[stdsys]

What is the whole purpose of the thread????

 

[blitz]

only if she's danish and already deflowered but I usually doughnut know what I am talking about

hopefully these pastaroustitutes would be a cute as cupcakes

 

[great bear]

What is the whole purpose of the thread????

The whole purpose of the thread
is to find out more
about Whole Wheat Bread!

 

[great bear]

Have you ever eaten so much bread that you became a bread bored?