Lemon Juice may stop HIV

shack

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Gives new meaning to the Robert Johnson lyric of "You can squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg". Now it will refer to foreplay.

Watch sales of Real Lemon go up in gay bars and bathhouses.
 

Hard Idle

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Ouch!

I don't know how Casanova did it, but I'm guessing half a cup of lemon juice on mucous membrane would be kinda painful. I see it more as aversion therapy to control you urges! There's lots of stuff that would kill HIV, for example bleach, but you might not want to put it in your body.

Hopefully they can isolate the relevant chemical and make it work within a gentler lube.
 
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Hmmm, I'm thinking anything short of a condom is still pretty damned risky.
 

y2kmark

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No, Really...

Lemons can be 100% effective in preventing HIV - all you have to do is f**k one of them instead of another person - QED!! :D
 

DonAngelo

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...I noticed that a lot of SP's in Spain clean themselves with a mild vinegar solution. I quess this would be way more healthy than soaps and might prevent even yeast infections.
 
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