left or right?

right hand.....because the left hand doesn't know what it is doing!!!!!!!!
 
Someone ask me once when was the last time I saw my dick. I said "it's been a long time!" "Why don't you diet he replies" . I said "what colour you want me to dye it. ?"

Now if I think I had it I would dye it black , yellow if I wanted to prick someone, brown if I was fudge pucker. I think I'll keep it white.
I remember getting my belly stuck in a urinal once and it flushed this blue stuff all over it . Wouldn't come off for weeks . Made me fell like a true Scotsman.
LOL
 
jerbear said:
Someone ask me once when was the last time I saw my dick. I said "it's been a long time!" "Why don't you diet he replies" . I said "what colour you want me to dye it. ?"

Now if I think I had it I would dye it black , yellow if I wanted to prick someone, brown if I was fudge pucker. I think I'll keep it white.
I remember getting my belly stuck in a urinal once and it flushed this blue stuff all over it . Wouldn't come off for weeks . Made me fell like a true Scotsman.
LOL
lol just smurfy
 
goalie000 said:
Either one, I'm very talented, LOL


Theres a very few like that.

I am right handed. Bother is a lefty. He could when young 5-7 years old write good with both hands but now just his left works best.