Lawyers!!!!!!!

[spankingman]

A tall good looking gentleman with graying hair in his late forties entered the
the well known eslablishment and said"I am here to see Katie" The Madam said "Katie is our best girl and is very expensive,$5,000.00 per session"

The man said "thats OK I have $5,000.00" So off he and Katie went .After 2 hours the man appeared and left without saying a word.

The next day he returns and wants to see Katie again 'I'm very sorry she is busy right now"says the Madam 'would you like to see someone else maybe a bit less expensive?"

NO he replies"I have $5,000.00 I must see Katie! I will wait" he replies. Katie appears and they go in and do their thing,he leaves like before wothout a sound.

The next day he returns AGAIN, This time the Madam is curious. After he is done with Katie and is leaving she asks him " Do you have a thing for Katie? you always want to see her. To which he replied "No not really I'm an Attorney and was just giving Katie an inheritance of $15,000.00!

Moral of the story
Certain things are inevitable in life
DEATH
TAXES
GETTING SCREWED BY A LAWYER

 

[Cycleguy007]

LMAO... Isn't it just the truth!

 

[JEFF247]

Was this attorney's last name Spitzer?

 

[wetnose]

The next day he returns AGAIN, This time the Madam is curious. After he is done with Katie and is leaving she asks him " Do you have a thing for Katie? you always want to see her. To which he replied "No not really I'm an Attorney and was just giving Katie an inheritance of $15,000.00!

Ah but was the inheritance hers or his?

 

[Shaunhorny]

Those of us who have had the displeasure of dealing with lawyers know that 'getting screwed by lawyers' is all too true. Prior to my experiences with them, I gave them the benefit of the doubt. The very first experience with one onward taught me that they're deserving of their reputation. Utter human trash.

 

[onthebottom]

Scientists are apparently considering replacing lab mice with lawyers.... apparently there are some things the mice won't do....

OTB

 

[The Cunning Linguist]

A-ha!!!

Another opportunity to tell my favourite lawyer joke.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?


































A good start!!!!!

....I kill me.....

 

[pencilneckgeek2]

Another Lawyer Joke

Why does New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps, and California the most lawyers?











New Jersey got first choice.

 

[Aardvark154]

Those of us who have had the displeasure of dealing with lawyers know that 'getting screwed by lawyers' is all too true. Prior to my experiences with them, I gave them the benefit of the doubt. The very first experience with one onward taught me that they're deserving of their reputation. Utter human trash.

Divorce or Personal Injury?

I rather doubt it was Tax, Immigration, Trusts or Real Estate.

 

[a 1 player]

Funny how everyone hates lawyers until you really need one.

 

[Pencap]

Obama's a lawyer and he doesn't seem to have trouble getting people to like him.

I'm applying to law school for 2010. I promise I will try not to be a scum bag.

;p

 

[Shaunhorny]

Divorce or Personal Injury?

I rather doubt it was Tax, Immigration, Trusts or Real Estate.

I'll put it this way: Breach of fiduciary duty. That's just one item out of several.

 

[Shallow Throat]

Funny how everyone hates lawyers until you really need one.

You usually only need one because Lawyers, Judges (mostly ex-lawyers) and Politicians (again mostly ex-lawyers) have developed a system where you need one for almost any situation. It doesn't help that the fees are fixed at a high hourly rate (no "law" of supply and demand here) and there tends to be no incentive for anyone to get the job done quickly.

 

[Shaunhorny]

Funny how everyone hates lawyers until you really need one.

No, I hate them just as much when I "need" one. $400+/hr adds up fast.

 

[Cycleguy007]

As far as I'm concerned... lawyers will be the downfall of western civilization as we know it.

As someone already pointed out: Politicians- mostly lawyers, Judges- ex- lawyers...

Think about it... Lawyers are screwing everything up!

 

[BuffNaked]

I'll put it this way: Breach of fiduciary duty. That's just one item out of several.

That sounds like a real screw up. Want to let us in on the details?

 

[Aardvark154]

I'll put it this way: Breach of fiduciary duty. That's just one item out of several.

If they actually did then I trust you a) filed a professional complaint with the Law Society b) sued them for malpractice.

 

[divot]

If there were never such a thing as lawyers, you'd never need one.


99% of lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.

 

[Cycleguy007]

99% of lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.

LMFAO! I agree!

 

[Aardvark154]

If there were never such a thing as lawyers, you'd never need one.

Presumably then you have no need for either consumer protection laws, safe food and drugs, nor for the prosecution of criminals in your life.