Lateral Thinking

[Goober Mcfly]

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[Cardinal Fang]

*Runs over to the Doctor*

HE'S NOT QUITE DEAD YET!

 

[The Doctor]

Just a flesh wound.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

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STOP MOVING!

 

[The Doctor]

*blood spurting*

Come on, is that all you've got you big fairy!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

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*runs down to Wal-Mart to get more ammo*

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Had enough?

 

[The Doctor]

Oh now that's gonna leave a mark!

 

[MuffinMuncher]

If we delete this thread, can we get our search function back?

ponders the incredible waste of bandwith required for so many 64-point bold font "blams"

 

[gala]

Go to the store, buy 1 more sugar cube.

 

[The Doctor]

gala, and you want to be my latex salesman...I don't think so.

 

[The Doctor]

OMG..wrong end...

That was strangely arousing

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Next riddle: If Dani gives The Doctor a blowjob, but The Doctor is full of holes from a recent shooting, would his body function like a big Saxophone, and if so, what tune would she play?

 

[The Doctor]

I can name that tune in 6 notes, Bill.

 

[The Doctor]

*returns from dream sequence*

Actually I think I'll need at least 28 notes, maybe more, Bill

Dani, keep playing.

 

[IceShower]

Do we have an answer yet?

Put one cube it the coffee. stir till it disolves.

Put 13 more in cup 1
Put 13 in cup 2
Put 11 in cup 3

 

[The Doctor]

Re: Re: Lateral Thinking

Sheik is right (as always). The whole point of the problem is that once the original statement is made, your mind approaches the solution from a purely mathematical perspective. With a little guidance, you eventually came to a solution that would have seemed impossible at the outset because 34 is not an odd number. But it is an odd amount of sugar.

Cup 1 - 1 cube
Cup 2 - 1 cube
Cup 3 - 34 cubes

 

[Lil'Miss]

Thank you for clearing that up. The suspense was ruining my day

Miss

 

[The Fruity Hare]

If Goober fires an odd number of BLAMS, would he put us out of our misery???

 

[The Doctor]

Lil'Miss: You mean to say you didn't know that Sheik is always right?

 

[Ophelia Black]

I was gonna toss cubes in cups randomly (satisfying the must place cubes in cups requirement) then toss them all into a coffee grinder and pour the resulting de-cubated sugar back into cups, making sure there were dissimilar amounts in said cups, and "lots of bashed-up ones, dumbass"' being the answer to "How many cubes would you place in Cups 1, 2, and 3?"

I am so smart, that at times, I have to, and I quote, "Jump back!" because "I'm gonna kiss myself!"