Lakers

[barkfart]

Pistons again? Of course.

Thanks to all of you for continuing to forget about the Pistons. That's why they will once again slide into the Finals unannounced, and claim a second straight crown. All this, while the rest of you continue to mastrubate feverishly to posters of Kobe and Shaq, and wonder how it could've all gone so wrong.

The Pistons still have the same team as last year. And remember, we only had about 25 games to get used to using Rasheed last year. We got the whole year ahead of us now.

Bye, bye Mehmet. We liked you, but we crack up at the idiot who paid you 6 by 8 million. Now we got McDayess.

 

[the_big_E]

And yesterday they proceeded to trade Gary Payton and Rick Fox for or Chuck Atkins, Marcus Banks and Chris Mihm. EEEEEEE

Talk about overhaul

 

[smart_alek]

So is Kobe going to handle and bring the ball up court all by himself now that Payton is gone? Great idea. Now teams can really wear him down by the 4th quarter. This is now Kobe's posse.

 

[barkfart]

kobe's posse?

are you kidding? After paying him the gazillions they paid him, they can't afford the posse anymore.

Get used to saying; "boy, those Pistons are really on to something!"

 

[shinjitsu]

C - Vlade Divac/Chris Mihm
F - Brian Grant/Karl Malone
F - Lamar Odom/Caron Butler
G - Marcus Banks/Chucky Atkins
G - Kobe Bryant/Kareem Rush

 

[healer677]

Is Karl Malone even coming back?

 

[the_big_E]

Taking parts of the Heat and Celtics and adding that to Kobe...isnt a recipe for victory. I'll go out on a limb and say this team might not even be playoff worthy!

 

[smart_alek]

The great thing is, this is Kobe's team now. So we can all watch him take all the glory, and all the failure, which will most likely happen. He won't be half the defensive player he was in seasons past. He doesn't have Shaq behind him, so he can't cheat on his man and over play him looking for steals.