lady's rant room

[Cycleguy007]

Sheesh .. et tu Brutus? First papasmerf, now you ... am I becoming just a bit paranoid, or should I be calling the SPCA, Greenpeace and the Snowleopard preservation society?

Sorry about that snowleopard. I have to be nice now... Noir is watching

I have to admit, I was in a bit of a testy mood earlier due to some exchanges in another thread... I went for a work out and am cooled off now... Please don't call those greenpeacers on me... they've been after me for years (something about an endangered snake and an unfortunate cycling accident... it wasn't pretty... Oh fark! Now Ashton's gonna be PO'd at me too!) I just can't win today!

 

[snowleopard]

Sorry about that snowleopard. I have to be nice now... Noir is watching

apology accepted ... but please don't stop being a smartass, numbnutz, psychoguy, prick on my account ... that would be no fun

sheesh, I'm having a hard time keeping track of all these threads ... must be getting old

 

[Cycleguy007]

but please don't stop being a smartass, numbnutz, psychoguy, prick on my account ... that would be no fun

OH! I'm a prick now as well???!! Better check that "other" thread again then...

 

[snowleopard]

For the record ...

*It's summer time and it's 200000 degrees outside. Yes. It's REALLY HOT so naturally, anyone who even looks outside would be sweating...*

chit chat chit chat....
Noir: Okie dokie, so here's a towel! Lets go shower! ^_^
*client sits down*
Noir: Don't you want to shower? Here. I can help you get undressed...
Client: Uh? Umm...*sweat sweat* I showered already. *shifty eyes*
Noir: .....

I don't understand the aversion to taking a shower. Yes, the washrooms aren't always that great, but they're clean. So are the towels. Thus: clean water + unused soap + more clean water + clean towel = Happy girl waiting to make you smile! ^_^ I've heard almost every excuse in the book for showering: I just came from the gym, I washed up in the public washroom to be fresh for you, I just drove over here and I SWEAR to you that my Kia has a shower in the back seat! lol..

PLEASE PLEASE take showers when they're offered. Heck, even if they're not take one anyway! We love freshly showered individuals! ^_^

Noir isn't talking about me here ... I shower for her every time, even after I lick myself all over ... even behind the ears!

 

[Cycleguy007]

Noir isn't talking about me here ... I shower for her every time, even after I lick myself all over ... even behind the ears!

Ya... OK... We didn't think that for a second!

 

[genintoronto]

A few pet peaves of mine:

Clients who ask intrusive questions and won't take a hint when I reply with evasive answers. You just paid me good money for the fantasy, don't make me ruin it for you.

Clients who move me around like I'm a blow up doll or something. I'm all for bed gymnastics, but I'm a human being not a puppet.

Having my clit robbed dry or fingers shoved up my pussy without any preparation: IT HURTS!!!

Bed queens, or even worse, silent bed queens. I know that we're there for your pleasure and all, and that I'm the one who's paid to do a job, but it would help making the experience a little more exciting if I was not the only one moving a muscle and giving out a moan now and then.

Clients who ask me if I do anal and act all offended when I say yes and reach for my strapon. What? That's not what you had in mind?

 

[Cycleguy007]

Clients who ask me if I do anal and act all offended when I say yes and reach for my strapon. What? That's not what you had in mind?

LMAO! That's a good way to turn the tables! Smart Girl!

 

[snowleopard]

LMAO! That's a good way to turn the tables! Smart Girl!

yep that can be just a little disconcerting for sure!!

 

[genintoronto]

LMAO! That's a good way to turn the tables! Smart Girl!

I should give credits where credits is due: it's the wonderful Miss Kyra who taught me this one.

Guys, beware of workin girls sharing knoweldge...

 

[Brianna1]

Guys, beware of workin girls sharing knoweldge...

Lmao!!! This is where my peeve comes in. Getting 25 emails from the same guy asking the same questions over and over again and then books an appt. and then your gf gets the exactly same email from the same guy and you are sitting right beside her!!!! Now the fun part comes in when you write back "Don't you already have an appt. with ........ because that is what the email you sent her says!!!!! And btw she is sitting right beside me!!!!" LOL

 

[snowleopard]

Curious ...

A few pet peaves of mine:

Bed queens, or even worse, silent bed queens. I know that we're there for

LOL ... Bed queens?? Googled that and got nowhere? What is a he etymology of that? SP lingo?

 

[genintoronto]

LOL ... Bed queens?? Googled that and got nowhere? What is a he etymology of that? SP lingo?

Bed queen: someone who is all about themselve and their pleasure and doesn't make any effort or take any initiative in the romp, and typically doesn't reciprocate.

I think the term comes from the queer/BDSM communities. Bed queens and "do-me-bottoms" are often used interchangeably to describe those annoying partners who only take and don't give anything.

 

[snowleopard]

Lmao!!! This is where my peeve comes in. Getting 25 emails from the same guy asking the same questions over and over again and then books an appt. and then your gf gets the exactly same email from the same guy and you are sitting right beside her!!!! Now the fun part comes in when you write back "Don't you already have an appt. with ........ because that is what the email you sent her says!!!!! And btw she is sitting right beside me!!!!" LOL

lol... come again???? maybe I'm missing something, but you lost me after "25 emails from the same guy" etc, etc. ....not that that wouldn't be annoying enough!!

 

[snowleopard]

Bed queen: someone who is all about themselve and their pleasure and doesn't make any effort or take any initiative in the romp, and typically doesn't reciprocate.

I think the term comes from the queer/BDSM communities. Bed queens and "do-me-bottoms" are often used interchangeably to describe those annoying partners who only take and don't give anything.

Thank you for the edification ... very illuminating ... you've just expanded my vocabulary

 

[Rockslinger]

A few pet peaves of mine:

Finally, after 25 nonsensical posts (except for Noir's shower phobia) a serious response. Gen comes through again.

 

[Miss Maya Blue]

my peeve: the classic "hi. im calling about your ad. so tell me about yourself" calls i get from men that have zero idea who they are calling. those are my fav. nothing brings out the best in me then spending 20 minutes describing myself to someone that will likely hang up on me once i share with them my rates.

if you dont know my name, chances are you are not serious about booking.

fellas. don't be surprised when you get the cold shoulder with this opening line.

 

[Rockslinger]

my peeve:

This is good. The rants are slowly trickling in. Keep them coming. Get it off your chest.

 

[Twinklegirl]

Do guys ever ask you to do stuff outside your norm even after you explain your norm?

Yes they do. If I know in advance, fine. I don't like to be blindsided by something I wasn't ready for that's totally outside my comfort zone.

 

[Twinklegirl]

Lmao!!! This is where my peeve comes in. Getting 25 emails from the same guy asking the same questions over and over again and then books an appt. and then your gf gets the exactly same email from the same guy and you are sitting right beside her!!!! Now the fun part comes in when you write back "Don't you already have an appt. with ........ because that is what the email you sent her says!!!!! And btw she is sitting right beside me!!!!" LOL

I LOVE that one! Especially when they try to come up with some incredibly clever response that makes them look totally stupid. lol

 

[BBW...secrets]

I LOVE that one! Especially when they try to come up with some incredibly clever response that makes them look totally stupid. lol

noir: i to have a shower fetish i like my men clean you can tell when they walk in if they are or not. i offer shower facilities for a reason

on my cl ad it clearly states {no text or e-mails} yet ppl cant read and constantly e-mail me asking why i am not responding...(get a fucking clue)

twinkle: i think your repeat caller is mine also, he is a piss off.

heres a new one (well not really) rude callers right of the hop as soon as you answer the phone they start off with how good do you suck cock will you lick my balls. i hang up on them if they cant be respectfull over the phone they sure as hell are not coming to my home. i dont care if i lose a perspective client, we deserve respect.