Ladies Leaving Things Behind

[drlove]

I just had an afternoon appointment at my residence. As the lady was leaving I mentioned to her not to forget her hair clip, which she gratefully took. To my dismay, I later realized that she had also left her bracelet and lube on my nightstand. I called the agency to radio the driver as she was still on her way downstairs at the time. I thought perhaps she would come back to retrieve the items... No matter, I'll just hang on to them until next time. I'm sure some of you have had this happen... what are some of the most interesting and/or strangest things you've found??

(Yeah, I'm bored... don't have anything better to do with my time than to start this thread!)

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Bobbi and Laney left The Doctor's hairpiece at our last appointment. They kept pointing at it, laughing and saying "3 inches" in Russian. I can't figure out why.

 

[The Doctor]

Ah, that'd be Czech, not Russian...and I wondered what they kept saying to each other.

 

[homonger]

I've never had any sp's leave behind anything very interesting... a hair clip, sunglasses, earrings, a stray condom here or there.

I have always returned the items at a subsequent visit, except for the condoms, of course.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

A "to do" list that included picking up Goober from the arcade.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Pissed me off, I still had quarters left when she got there.

 

[DenWa]

Goober - your mom left her colostomy bag at my house again...and her teeth.

DW

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Yeah! My mom doesn't have false teeth!

Or is that what people mean by GBBBJ?

 

[drlove]

GBBBJ... that's a new one!

 

[Berlin]

... what are some of the most interesting and/or strangest things you've found??

LoL... a few years ago, a lovely gal in Montreal left her cosmetic bag behind , with her Canadian passport inside, in my hotel room.It was an early evening session, and the agency or that belle didn't even call back to check until the next morning.

The agency was very greatful that the belongings were recovered, sent her that night to pick up , and a 33% discount ( 1/3 off ) on our second session. Everyone was happy

 

[Avery]

Escorts with amnesia after seeing me?

Funny, I was going to start a thread on this subject later today.

Two years ago, a very well-known Toronto escort left her "goodie bag" in my hotel room. It was a transparent cosmetic bag containing 17 condoms in three different sizes , a spiked rubber cock ring and a bottle of lube. I was to see another lady from the same agency two nights later, so I called them, and it was agreed that I would give it to her to return to its owner. I don't think she did so, however.

A few months later, another now well-known Toronto escort (then almost unknown) left her necklace behind in my room. She had taken it off because it was interfering with her performing a certain act on me. I called the agency, they called her and she said I should keep it until the next time. I did, and returned it to her four months later.

Just last week, I saw a lovely escort in Montreal. Believe it or not, she left her bra and panties behind. They were both black, and had been put on a chair with my shirt and pants, which were also black, so I didn't notice them until after she had left. The panties had a small solid velour crotch and a mesh back. The bra was an expensive push-up model from Victoria's Secret. I called the agency owner, and she said the escort wanted them back, so I put them in a hotel business envelope and left it at the reception with just the escort's stage name on it.

It must me that I'm so memorable that they forget everything else!

 

[wrong hole]

Avery, do you have amnesia?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Fred! Avery's padding his post total again!

 

[The Doctor]

Man everything is coming in doubles for me these days

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Oh that's it!

*Fang "clothes lines" The Doctor to the ground

 

[Avery]

Avery, do you have amnesia?

Avery's padding his post total again!

Sorry about the double posting. It was an accident. I swear! I've deleted the duplicate.

Of course, I probably shouldn't have made this post to explain. Then anyone reading this thread would think you were idiots.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Too late, Avery.

 

[dickydoem]

This should serve as a warning to married guys who might have an SP make a housecall while their SO is away. Check very carefully after the SP has left to make sure that she didn't leave anything behind. Could make for some very difficult explaining if your SO were to find any of these items.

 

[sexy lady]

do u ever think that maybe these woman either wants your partner to find these things or that they want u to book another appointment with them,

 

[xarir]

Re: They don't call me Lucy for nothing....

One shoe (don't ask *lol*)

I'm not asking, but I am speculating that there must be a damn fine story behind that one!

As for my forgetfulness story - I saw a lovely lady in Montreal once. She forgot her black book. Funnily enough, the book really was black too! I called her and she rushed back in a panic to collect the book from me. I guess she may have had some prominent Montreal phone numbers in there.