Ladies: How should I reply to an email like this????

[Kailani]

Hi!

I got an email this morning from one of my web ads and it says

"Hello Kailani, I would like to have a discrete companion but I do not want a pro, I don't think I should "PAY" to have an affair. But I can assure you it will be beneficial for both of us. please write back! Regards, ******" :Eek:

I am lost for words and I need your help! What would you say??? Any suggestions?

 

[Frankfooter]

"Hello kind sir, thank you for your note. I'm quite sure you wouldn't want me, since I'm a pro, but you sound like just the person I need right now. I just recieved a letter indicating I'm to receive an inheritance from relatives I was unaware of in Nigeria and need an investor to help me through the legal steps. I'm sure that it would be mutually beneficial."

Sorry to jump in, and you probably need a legit response from one of the ladies.
But that's what I'd do.

 

[MissCroft]

Ignore him. I have received similar e-mails in the past.

I've also had clients tell me they don't feel they should pay me the same amount anymore (or even not pay at all) but that they would make sure it would be 'worth it'. It seems a lot of guys are seeking out escorts to become their girlfriends.



No offense Kailani, but he has probably sent the exact same e-mail to several SPs in the hopes that at least one will believe him and reply. I've seen this type of scam before.

 

[explorerzip]

It seems a lot of guys are seeking out escorts to become their girlfriends.

Interesting observation Chloe. That is kind of sad if it's true, but it's telling of how seemingly tough dating has become.

 

[Gabriella Laurence]

Simple...

Hi!

I got an email this morning from one of my web ads and it says

"Hello Kailani, I would like to have a discrete companion but I do not want a pro, I don't think I should "PAY" to have an affair. But I can assure you it will be beneficial for both of us. please write back! Regards, ******" :Eek:

I am lost for words and I need your help! What would you say??? Any suggestions?

Mark as spam and send to trash folder

 

[NHFL]

"Dear ********,

The money helps pay for my location, discretion and other expenses. If you want it for free I can see you at your place at about 6:30pm, as not many married guys seem to want that time, so I am available. Send me your address and I will see you tomorrow. I will use an unprofessional and free driver who will park in your driveway and even chat with your neighbours about lord only knows what."

 

[rhuarc29]

But I can assure you it will be beneficial for both of us.

Oh, well, in that case, why not?

I always take the assurances of someone I've never even met as 100% legit....

 

[IM469]

"Hello Kailani, I would like to have a discrete companion but I do not want a pro, I don't think I should "PAY" to have an affair. But I can assure you it will be beneficial for both of us. please write back! Regards"

Dear [idiot's name]. You request a free service by responding on a paid service provider's web site - does this approach ever work for you ? Do you go into a restaurant and while ordering your meal - do you explain you don't think you should pay for it ? Do you go into a car dealership and say that you don't think that you should pay for a new car ? If your boss tells you that he really doesn't think he should pay you for your work - is that okay for you ?

BTW: Judging from your question I must state that I do not accept business from underage males.

 

[Hailey♥4U]

Hi!

I got an email this morning from one of my web ads and it says

"Hello Kailani, I would like to have a discrete companion but I do not want a pro, I don't think I should "PAY" to have an affair. But I can assure you it will be beneficial for both of us. please write back! Regards, ******" :Eek:

I am lost for words and I need your help! What would you say??? Any suggestions?

My reply ...
Sorry I am not the girl for you.
Good luck with your search.

 

[The Hof]

My reply ...
Sorry I am not the girl for you.
Good luck with your search.

Could shorten this even further by just saying.... Sorry, Hailey not 4U

 

[Titalian]

No matter what this guy is thinking, he's going to pay anyways. Whether it be a girlfriend hes looking for or an escort.

 

[MadonnaLove]

Hi!

I got an email this morning from one of my web ads and it says

"Hello Kailani, I would like to have a discrete companion but I do not want a pro, I don't think I should "PAY" to have an affair. But I can assure you it will be beneficial for both of us. please write back! Regards, ******" :Eek:

I am lost for words and I need your help! What would you say??? Any suggestions?

I would ignore it

 

[MRBJX]

Hi!

I got an email this morning from one of my web ads and it says

"Hello Kailani, I would like to have a discrete companion but I do not want a pro, I don't think I should "PAY" to have an affair. But I can assure you it will be beneficial for both of us. please write back! Regards, ******" :Eek:

I am lost for words and I need your help! What would you say??? Any suggestions?

why are you compelled to reply to such stupidness.

 

[SchlongConery]

why are you compelled to reply to such stupidness.

Exactly. Take MadonnaLove's advice and ignore it. Resistthe temptation to reply in any way. Nothing good will come of it.

Just mark as spam (to help blacklist his email address for the benefit of other targets) and ignore it.

 

[Ridgeman08]

Shift/ delete....

 

[hamermill]

If you have time on your hands or if you don't have any more paint to watch dry go to all porn websites and sign up using that email account.

Or you could give the poor schmo what he deserves and ignore him.

 

[DanJ]

For sure you have no obligation to even answer. But for curiosity sake, I would ask how he plans to make it mutually beneficial if he doesn't feel he needs to pay.

 

[bazokajoe]

Mark as spam and send to trash folder

Do this.
Not sure why you would even reply.

 

[Buick Mackane]

It may be tempting to educate him or mock him but you have nothing to gain and you never know what might set him off.
I'd go with Hailey's polite response.

Sorry I am not the girl for you.
Good luck with your search.

 

[Kailani]

The main reason why I wanted to reply is simply because I keep my words when it comes to replying back to all of my emails or at least as much as I can promptly.

Thanks everyone for your help, boys and girls! xoxo Kailani