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KW Record: I CAN teach you to dance......

horatio

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i did this five lessons for $25 at FA about five years ago...the sales pitch at the fourth and fifth lesson to sign me up for the extra personalized dance instruction program would make any MPA blush as far as pushing the "extras".

Good eye candy at this place as for the instructors. at my first session i remember the 75+ year old timer dropping his hand on the 20something instructor's ass every two minutes. she kept saying "hands up like a bus driver". he was smiling and nodding and then she had enough when drool escaped his grin and hit her shoulder...I remember she said he needs to practise in front of the mirror. that place was funny but not really a deal for me to sign on long term...but to each his own 'cause it might be your thing.
 

calloway

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Hmmmm... this sounds like the perfect Christmas gift from me to CEO. Hopefully he won't be paired up with a 75+ female instructor grabbing his ass and saying... "Dick up CEO... just like Calloway". :D

Why is it when women drool all over you it's sexy... but with men it's a sign of age?
 

ceo8888ca

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Mar 11, 2003
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So visionary..

Calloway, do you not realize that our birth mom (we are twins, remember ?) is still under 75 years old ?

If this woman of 75+ grab my very nice tight ass, I would definitely file for "child molestation".

Frankly, getting a tent up for that is not for anyone but a "decathlon slut" like you. Some men will rise to the (proper) occasion, others like you will simply rise to anything ? :)
 

DonAngelo

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calloway said:
Why is it when women drool all over you it's sexy... but with men it's a sign of age?
...it depends a bit on the age of the woman, right! Just imagine a woman with dentures and panty liners drooling all over you ; that would not really be that sexy...or we're not old enough to appreciate it yet! It might be an awesome feeling being "Gumed" LOL
 

The Baroness

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Aug 11, 2002
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Well I can teach you all to dance quite easily...we have a little contraption at the dungeon that gives out electric shocks....guarenteed to get you moving :)
 

The Baroness

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Aug 11, 2002
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Re: Shocking Dance

canadawolf said:
Baroness are you using a Dr. Ho on high??
Come find out :)

* The Baroness laughs evilly*
 
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