KW Record: I CAN teach you to dance......

DonAngelo

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"--------------I CAN teach you to dance so anyone would want be your partner. Kim 571-xxxx."

I've seen this or similar ads now for years in the business personals section of the Record. Did anyone go for lessons yet?
 

centreofmass

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Stupid me, I thought it was a legit ad for "real" dance lessons!
 

sizzzler

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Picture the look on Kim's face as she steps into the studio only to find DonAngelo standing there in his balls wanting to tango.
 

DonAngelo

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LOL...even if it's just dancing lessons...it might be worth it! For many women dancing is the 4play before the 4play...right?
So my agenda is:
1. losing 50 lbs.
2. dancing lessons
3. a Sunmagic membership

...and the "Latino Lover" is born...uuupppsss... I forgot the black wig...
 

ceo8888ca

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Calloway, dancing is not my cup of tea..

calloway said:
You guys are kiddin' right? CEO... can you check this ad out and let the rest of us know whether you dance with your clothes on or off?
It does not matter whether I dance with my clothes on or off! It matters if KIM dances with her clothes off...that will quicken the pace and end the dancing so much faster so we can get to the mean course.

But then again, what if she is just another "self-service" station in life ??? :)
 

ceo8888ca

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Read carefully...

calloway said:
Is that your version of safe sex CEO?
I never say I have my Pants on !!

Many a times I had my shirt on during encounters and the girls all say that it was "sensual".

I always practice "safe sex" - no glove, no love. I call the "shots" when it comes down to that.

:)
 

ceo8888ca

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No! wrong shirt...

But thanks for using your own portrait to illustrate...

My gut will look like that if you add 40 lbs to it. :)
 

ceo8888ca

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You odd to know...

That's the one!

Cool in Summer, sexy, and with good ventilation too.

It's a lady killer...

Hey, have you been going through my closet again ??

:)
 

ceo8888ca

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How about you ?

hammertm said:
So did anyone go in for some lessons?
I am sure she would accomodate you if you call up and ask if she would go to your house and tangle/(tango) with you ?

:)
 

calloway

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Thanks Hammertm. Isn't it incredible that this little ad created such interest?

This studio is right beside the newly reopened Victoria's at King and Ottawa Street. Too bad they couldn't get together for some creative marketing packages. But at 5 hours for $25... there would have to be some serious tips for special services... :)
 

DonAngelo

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hammertm said:
I called and they have a special right now, 5 hours for $25. This is a legit place called Fred Astaire Dance Studio.
...thanks hammertm! Imagination can be a powerful thing... I promise to call the Tarot card reading place to see if it's legit...lol
 

DonAngelo

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calloway said:
It is... I tried already. The daughter is better looking. :)
Calloway it can't be legit! The cards should have told her that she could make a lot more money while you where there....LOL
 

pantera74l

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Fishhinn

DonAngelo;Why don't you call her up and ask her to go fishing with you?I'd suggest using 50's for bait.Ciao
 

DonAngelo

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Re: Fishhinn

pantera74l said:
DonAngelo;Why don't you call her up and ask her to go fishing with you?I'd suggest using 50's for bait.Ciao
Hey Brother...good to hear from you! Using 50's huuhhh? That's shark bait....lol
 
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