Knowing you're going straight to hell...

[Stoo]

... does that worry you?

Flipping throught the channels late last night, I came across some bible-thumping evangelist who pointed out that "the sinners that seek out the comfort of whores" will surely spend eternity in Hell.

It seems to me that the MPs in Hell probably have better mileage than the ones in Heaven...

 

[netbull]

we are all going to the same place... same hell, same nothingness... one religion's heaven is another's hell so what's the difference. They just don't know it yet and I agree, money for sps are well spent!

 

[bestillmehard]

My thoughts........earth is hell...anywhere else has to be better.

 

[Shades]

Me...I want to go to heaven for the climate and hell for the companionship

 

[scouser1]

after we know about Auschwitz, Pol Pot's Cambodia and Rwanda in the early 90's does anyone actually believe there is a place called hell?

 

[The Lurker]

after we know about Auschwitz, Pol Pot's Cambodia and Rwanda in the early 90's does anyone actually believe there is a place called hell?

Well the people who do that to their fellow man do so in the name of the one who created Hell... The question is could there be a Heaven and if so is it worth murdering for?

Not to make light of your post, but I know where I am going when I expire. To a training hospital. Just hope they double check, as I hate vivisections!

 

[Esco!]

I'm offended by this thread.

I declare Jihad on all of you!!!


*shakes fist*

 

[The Lurker]

I'm offended by this thread.

I declare Jihad on all of you!!!


*shakes fist*

Ah the warm fuzzies come out! Well that is one god that wants me, any others??? Sheeba, Vishnu? Maybe one of the Old School ones from the Med??? Oh H, E, Double Tooth Picks any Furries in da hizzy?

 

[enduser1]

Some appropriate lyrics

Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash
They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash
To an undercover cop who had a sister named Jan
For reasons unexplained she loved the Monkey Man
Tweeter was a Boy Scout, 'course he went to Viet Nam
Found out the hard way nobody gives a damn
Thought that they'd find freedom just across the Jersey line
Hopped into a stolen car, took Highway 99
And the walls came down
All the way to hell
Never saw them when they standin
Never saw them when they fell

....some great lyrics
EU

 

[Stoo]

after we know about Auschwitz, Pol Pot's Cambodia and Rwanda in the early 90's does anyone actually believe there is a place called hell?

I have been to this one... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Grand_Cayman

No Sps, MPs... just a bunch of sharp rocks...

 

[georgebush]

I spent a weekend at charlisangels, does that mean I`m going down too??
Here`s what I had for lunch:

I`m not kidding, you can see more at www.charlisangels.com

 

[LancsLad]

I have been to this one... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Grand_Cayman

No Sps, MPs... just a bunch of sharp rocks...

Thats one hokey tourist trap spot. Been there too, sent the postcard mailed from Hell. Had to do it just for the novelty.

 

[papasmerf]

I know i am going straight to hell........But that is onlt to hold the GATES OF HELL open for my ex-wife.
Something I have to look forward to.

 

[toughb]

As it is written...

If my favourite SP is going to hell, I'm so there.

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so it shall be done...

 

[toughb]

I didn't know you had converted...

I'm offended by this thread.

I declare Jihad on all of you!!!
*******************************

Jihad:- A holy war waged by Muslims against infidels...

Infidel:- A person who does not acknowledge god...

Woops, did you just declare war on yourself?

 

[thirdtime]

I win in any case.

Not if your personal holodeck in hell is a "Heaven" simulation.

 

[Stoo]

But that is onlt to hold the GATES OF HELL open for my ex-wife...

Jeezuz, I never thought of that angle. Now I AM worried!