Knock, Knock

[lookingforitallthetime]

I refuse to go back to doing cities again and I'm not Lyon!

Nice!

 

[great bear]

You aint lying you are a bear

I am a bear, lion in wait.

 

[great bear]

Nice!

Well I would not go that far as to say its Nice, but I would say its not Bahd.

 

[great bear]

you should take pride in that

I'm going to make a feline out of here.

 

[great bear]

you've got to be kitten me

Are you ferral-eal?

 

[great bear]

Now you are just being catty dont pussy foot around and tell me what you really think

Don't take me seriously. I was only kitten you.

 

[Cobster]

Wow, enough "buns" in this thread.

 

[great bear]

Its ok talk to you litter

You going to scat out of here?

 

[papasmerf]

You going to scat out of here?

You're always talking crap



Papa runs behind the rocks

 

[great bear]

that remains to be seen

Sounds like a cover up to me.

 

[great bear]

You're always talking crap



Papa runs behind the rocks

Behind the rocks is where the bears shit in the woods.

 

[papasmerf]

Behind the rocks is where the bears shit in the woods.

found it

HEY you bastard there are barbie doll heads in it!!!!!!!

 

[great bear]

found it

HEY you bastard there are barbie doll heads in it!!!!!!!

When you find blue smerf nuts you know your in trouble.

 

[papasmerf]

When you find blue smerf nuts you know your in trouble.

Do you perfer broil or roasting?

 

[great bear]

Do you perfer broil or roasting?

Yours, on a spit, over a hot, very, hot fire.

 

[papasmerf]

Yours, on a spit, over a hot, very, hot fire.

A rug and a BBQ

I will make a sauce worthy of a Great Bear such as yourself.

 

[LancsLad]

Dont make it a sweet and sour sauce - he's sour enough already

He's so sour he might bruin the dinner.

 

[great bear]

Knock, knock,

 

[LancsLad]

Knock, knock,

Your problem is not enough octane.

 

[great bear]

We dont want any

who's there?