kittens

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you must be fk'n kid'g me
Nov 13, 2001
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Stephen harper is walking along front street in toronto and sees a girl with a basket of newborn kittens. He ask "what kind are they" "conservatives" the little girl answers.

Three weeks later he is walking along front street again with his wife and sees the same girl.

He stops and asks the girl what kind of kittens she has. "Liberals" the little girl answers.

"But you said they were conservatives three weeks ago"

"Yes, but now their eyes are open"
 
Stephen harper is walking along front street in toronto and sees a girl with a basket of newborn kittens. He ask "what kind are they" "conservatives" the little girl answers.

Three weeks later he is walking along front street again with his wife and sees the same girl.

He stops and asks the girl what kind of kittens she has. "Liberals" the little girl answers.

"But you said they were conservatives three weeks ago"

"Yes, but now their eyes are open"

Three months later he is walking along front street again with his wife and sees the same girl.

He stops and asks the girl what kind of kittens she has. "NDP's" the little girl answers.

"But you said they were liberals last time"

"Yes, but when they were asked to decide between hunting and providing for themselves or having someone else house and feed them, they decided to stay with us".
 
Three months later he is walking along front street again with his wife and sees the same girl.

He stops and asks the girl what kind of kittens she has. "NDP's" the little girl answers.

"But you said they were liberals last time"

"Yes, but when they were asked to decide between hunting and providing for themselves or having someone else house and feed them, they decided to stay with us".

Lol......Classic
 
Three months later he is walking along front street again with his wife and sees the same girl.

He stops and asks the girl what kind of kittens she has. "NDP's" the little girl answers.

"But you said they were liberals last time"

"Yes, but when they were asked to decide between hunting and providing for themselves or having someone else house and feed them, they decided to stay with us".

And so the un-neiutered, unvaccinated kitens went out into the world to spread feline HIV, kill harmless songbirds that might have kept insect populations in check and spawn more Conservative cats just like themselves. Equipped to do nothing but prey on others.

While the little girl and her family worried about the poisons in the rat-traps the exterminators were using around their house. And whether DEET was really safe, but couldn't find facts about either because of the cutbacks at Health Canada.
 
sourpuss

And so the un-neiutered, unvaccinated kitens went out into the world to spread feline HIV, kill harmless songbirds that might have kept insect populations in check and spawn more Conservative cats just like themselves. Equipped to do nothing but prey on others.

While the little girl and her family worried about the poisons in the rat-traps the exterminators were using around their house. And whether DEET was really safe, but couldn't find facts about either because of the cutbacks at Health Canada.
 
And so the un-neiutered, unvaccinated kitens went out into the world to spread feline HIV, kill harmless songbirds that might have kept insect populations in check and spawn more Conservative cats just like themselves. Equipped to do nothing but prey on others.

While the little girl and her family worried about the poisons in the rat-traps the exterminators were using around their house. And whether DEET was really safe, but couldn't find facts about either because of the cutbacks at Health Canada.

+1 .
 
I LOVE kittens - especially lightly sauteed and fried with onions.