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Keeley Hazell

Pretty girl. But she talks funny.
 
Yawn...

...cute face...no ass...and no sex appeal / heat.

Considering she was undoubtedly all made up and at her best for a photoshoot, I am underwhelmed.

I've seen hotter girls at GTA strip clubs...hell, I've seen hotter girls walking around downtown Chicago and New York during the summer...
 
I beg to differ. I have been all over the strip clubs in the GTA, Niagara and Ottawa and I dont see loads of girls that look any better. Add to that those girls are under the club lights and all made up themselves. When the ugly lights go on at the end of the night you see them in a different...errr...light.

OK, she doesnt have much of an ass but it certainly isnt as flat as they come. It is adequate.

PS: She doesnt talk funny. She sounds very lovely. Sweet accent as well(thank God she doesnt sound like an Eastender with that cockney).
 
I didn't say "loads"

franky66 said:
I beg to differ. I have been all over the strip clubs in the GTA, Niagara and Ottawa and I dont see loads of girls that look any better. Add to that those girls are under the club lights and all made up themselves. When the ugly lights go on at the end of the night you see them in a different...errr...light.

OK, she doesnt have much of an ass but it certainly isnt as flat as they come. It is adequate.

PS: She doesnt talk funny. She sounds very lovely. Sweet accent as well(thank God she doesnt sound like an Eastender with that cockney).
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I said 'I've seen".

She isn't ugly. She just isn't "all that".
 
MLAM said:
...cute face...no ass...and no sex appeal / heat.

Considering she was undoubtedly all made up and at her best for a photoshoot, I am underwhelmed.

I've seen hotter girls at GTA strip clubs...hell, I've seen hotter girls walking around downtown Chicago and New York during the summer...
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Dont give me that shit, MLAM. You'd be begging on your knees to tap that ass
 
Yeah ut when she hits 20 those hooters are going to sag! By 30 they'll be at her knees.

I, too, don't think she's all that. A 7 maybe?
 
superquad1968 said:
Yeah ut when she hits 20 those hooters are going to sag! By 30 they'll be at her knees.

I, too, don't think she's all that. A 7 maybe?
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opinions are like assholes. Let the guys who love her enjoy her. She is more than a 7.

Just for reference can you please show me the escorts you think are 8s and 9s?
:D
 
No...I'm dead serious...

Esco! said:
Dont give me that shit, MLAM. You'd be begging on your knees to tap that ass
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...very pretty girl....with REALLY nice tits....but for me to feel LUST...I gotta have some ass.

Now that I've seen different pics i will acknowledge that she is a very pretty girl...I can see how she could lead men astry....but beg to tap that ass? She HAS NO ASS!!
 
MLAM said:
...very pretty girl....with REALLY nice tits....but for me to feel LUST...I gotta have some ass.

Now that I've seen different pics i will acknowledge that she is a very pretty girl...I can see how she could lead men astry....but beg to tap that ass? She HAS NO ASS!!
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I am an assman myself and I would still love to tap that
 
I could be wrong...

franky66 said:
I am an assman myself and I would still love to tap that
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...but I thought that I once saw a post from you in the strip club forum that side you were annoyed that every stripper seemed to stick their ass in your face, assuming that was what you liked, being a Black man and all...
 
MLAM said:
...but I thought that I once saw a post from you in the strip club forum that side you were annoyed that every stripper seemed to stick their ass in your face, assuming that was what you liked, being a Black man and all...
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I dont remember posting that but in any event I do not toss salads so I dont want an ass in my face. I like to grope it. I like to see it clap. I like to see it bounce. I dont eat ass dude
:D
 
Like I said...

franky66 said:
I dont remember posting that but in any event I do not toss salads so I dont want an ass in my face. I like to grope it. I like to see it clap. I like to see it bounce. I dont eat ass dude
:D
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...could be wrong. Often am.

But dude...how the fuck is that skinny heffa gonna make it clap??
 
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