I did a 1/2 hr TOFTT (well, that wasn't the ONLY reason I saw her) Saturday of the week before last. So what makes for a fair and balanced review? Her incall is to a duplex in a relatively well to do residential area in the west end. In a world where "to each his own" is what I try to go with, the place was, for me, bizarre. A Sherwood forest of indoor house plants in the living room set the scene for other rooms (we did a little tour) chock full of caged (mostly) tropical birds. This in some twisted way is a financial enterprise for her. Finally after 10 min of oohing, awing and inane, difficult to follow conversation, all the feathered friends were caged up (including two in her bedroom where we settled) and we were ready. I had begun to wonder if she remembered what the purpose of the visit was.
On the positive side, the pix on her Summer Lauren site are her (she had her hair up this particular night and was not keen when I asked her about letting it down). By my experience of Kingston providers she has a ripping nice body (reminded me of Chanel), one small tat that I spotted on one of her big toes (right? left? whatever), no rings or other hardware anywhere. She's engaging enough but it in no way has the tone of a GFE. As others have said, the conversation is weird. Example - I tend to ask up front about limits. Says she, 'Well I don't like things in my mouth'. Oooookay. So that means no oral? She looks at me like I'm from Mars (maybe she read the book) and says 'No, I do oral'. Yeah but you just said... 'Oh I meant I don't like guys coming in my mouth and stuff.' I'm not sure what the 'and stuff' would be. Anyways. BBBJ is on the menu (YMMV I suppose, I didn't have to persuade at all), as is DATY - clean, no concerns there, and appreciative of the approach used. Not ultra responsive but I'm happier with that than someone putting on an Academy performance. When someone says 'yeah, you're good at that' I take them at their word.
True it was a first encounter, and I'm not necessarily expecting GFE and DFK at the drop of a hat - but my sense is that you could see this woman 1 time, 10 times or a 100 times and the tone won't vary. Would I repeat? Good question. As with a number of other providers in Ktown - with the possible exception of Rachelle who I have heard lots about but never seen - they have scattered strengths dragged down by limitations and weaknesses. If only there was some way to pull all the good parts together into one package. Unlike another post that commented on being asked a lot of personal questions, she didn't seem interested in me beyond what I offered in the way of 'get to know' info. One thing's for sure, I would not drop $1k on an overnight without first doing at least one and probably several prelim sessions to see if things changed with time. It might well end up being a very long night. Anyways, hope this helps. Put it to you this way, I am an infrequent flyer, but short of tracking down Lola or Rachelle (fast fading from the limelite) I might find myself settling for Round Two in the Bird Cage. I'll try to let you know.
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