Just for the Hell of it!

[Top Jimmy]

Woman Heckler to Winston Churchill: "If you were my husband, I'd flavour your tea with poison!"

Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

 

[CyberGoth]

grins, Einstein, Churchill, Patton, and more than a few terbitegeeks here all have ADD to go along with the high intelligence and creativity.

sometimes, ADD people tend towards massively over reacting but this does help come up with good one liners.

winks.

 

[CyberGoth]

oh cool, someone who makes me look elegant, graceful and diplomatic!

 

[Mufflicker]

Delivered in a Quiet disarming voice, I see that you have been educated beyond your intelligence.

Then there's the time I'm sorting through my wallet, looking for a receipt when a coworker picks up a piece of paper and asks "whats this 900 number for?" Picking up the same blank piece of paper, "This one, it's for your sister".

 

[Lady Sarah]

...two, actually...both from films (I don't know if they're particularly good insults, but they've stayed with me):
...Man, the only way you're gonna get a piece of pussy is if the bitch dies and wills it to you; and then, maybe.

...I've also been partial to, "I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick."

 

[onthebottom]

Another Churchill

Her: Sir, you're drunk.

Him: Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly.

OTB

 

[Goober Mcfly]

"Christopher Reeve wouldn't stand for your attitude sir..."

</one ticket straight to hell, non-smoking please>