At least all the mods don't love me.
After your mother had you? Did she nail her cunt shut and cover it in super glue?
In the dictionary, under ugly, isn't that your mother? Sorry, I forgot you can't read.
Your mama's ass is so fat they measure it in light-years
Your sister is so ugly, it wasn't until she was 13 that we realized you weren't walking the family dog.
Your sister is so ugly, the family dog got it's fisrt date before she did.
Your sister is so ugly, she couldn't get a date without that 45 you bought her
"So with all those voices in your head. Did you take votes or what?"
Far be it from me to suggest your family is inbreed but about those webbed feet?
"I'm sorry I went to bed with your mother on our wedding night but you were already in bed with your father."
If I was stuck on a desert island with you and three wishes, I'd still have two wishes
Your mama was so bad in bed, the flies used to think she was dead.
Your mama's like a stop sign, I see her on every corner.
Your so damn ugly that the hunchback of Notre Dame actually felt good about himself!
Yo mama's so old she farts dust.
yo mama's like a bus, men are getting on and off her all day long.
