Just For a Giggle

NorthernBear

Dirty (Not So) Old Man
Jun 13, 2009
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North of GTA
Sam, who just turned 86, goes to the doctor.

Doctor: "How are you doing, Sam?"

Sam: "Good! I just married a beautiful 25 year old and we are now expecting our first child."

Doctor: "Oh wow. That reminds me of something that happened to me recently."

Sam: "Oh yeah? What?"

Doctor: "Well I was walking in the woods one day and I came across a rabbit. I lifted my walking stick, pointed it at the rabbit and yelled 'BANG!' Suddenly the rabbit fell over, dead. What do you think about that, Sam?"

Sam thinks for a minute

Sam: "Well, I think somebody else pumped a round into that rabbit!"

Doctor: "My point exactly!"