Just cleaned my glasses......

[Asterix]

True but hindsight is 20/20.

Only if you have eyes in the back of your head.

 

[smylee52]

Only if you have eyes in the back of your head.

Just when I thought things were looking up.

 

[ig-88]

I'm watching the Spice Girls special on CTV.

 

[lebeau]

ugh

Just flew in on a red eye, started reading, and dec-eye-ded that this thread makes me wanna call my lawyer. I've got him on retina.

 

[LancsLad]

Just flew in on a red eye, started reading, and dec-eye-ded that this thread makes me wanna call my lawyer. I've got him on retina.

When women retain even a little water they get bloated, retaining a whole lawyer must be painful.

 

[smylee52]

When women retain even a little water they get bloated, retaining a whole lawyer must be painful.

It's true . Diuretics must be administered to avoid side effects like eye sores .

 

[LancsLad]

It's true . Diuretics must be administered to avoid side effects like eye sores .

The other day when I was feeling down I missed my lawyer.


Felt better today and got'im with the first shot.

 

[great bear]

The other day when I was feeling down I missed my lawyer.


Felt better today and got'im with the first shot.

Harry Rosen will be selling a new "legal" suit. It comes with someone else's hands in the pockets.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

You Bastards!

Hijacking a perfectly good pun thread with unpunny posts. What the hell????????

I'm going to the mods!

 

[LancsLad]

You Bastards!

Hijacking a perfectly good pun thread with unpunny posts. What the hell????????

I'm going to the mods!

Whatever can you mean???????


Whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer???


A dobermann.



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[lookingforitallthetime]

Whatever can you mean???????


Whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer???


A dobermann.



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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.