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Tia Phoenixx

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As men age, we start seeing more of the medical world, which nowadays
seems to include an increasing number of women as our physicians and
therapists.

And in my case, a new urologist.

My family doctor recently referred me to a just out of medical school
female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead
gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why.

She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
 
How to Find Your Wife

An Older Man...
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall..
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.
 
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!


The following Sunday, he watched carefully as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

'Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,' he stated.

'Why yes,' she replied, 'every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church.'

The pastor replied, 'That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?'

The elderly woman answered, '$10,000 a week.'

The pastor was amazed. 'Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?'

'He is a veterinarian,' she answered.

'That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money,' the pastor said. 'Where does he practice?'

The woman answered proudly, 'In Nevada. He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.'
 
There were these two girls and a guy riding in the back of a half tonne truck.

The driver lost control and drove into a lake.

The guy swam to safety,

Sadly the two girls drowned, they couldn't get the tailgate down.
 
that one is cute..:rolleyes:

here is another one:Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.



The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'


The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'


The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze.'


The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'


The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'


'Whoa!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year.'
 
What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between a woman's Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked
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A seat belt!
(Buckle up!)
 
Tia Phoenixx said:
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY


I'm just passing this thought along

Have you ever wondered if one of the bills in your wallet was at one time wedged into a stripper's ass ... ?

Just wondering...

Have a nice day .
Click to expand...

No...but I have often wondered when they are going to start letting us swip our credit card :D
 
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