Joke

[RayFinkel]

A guy brings a well mannered parrot home from the pet shop....
immediately the bird gets rude & profane....it continues day after day & finally the guy has enough, grabs the parrot & tosses him into the freezer...

the bird squawks for about a minute & then stops...

the guy gets concerned opens the freezer & the bird hops out on his arm and says, "sir,i fear that my language & overall deportment have been poor.... i can assure you that going forward , you will get better from me"...

the guy is impressed...the parrot then says,"sir, if i might ask, what exactly did the turkey do?".....






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[a 1 player]

I can't believe you did not use any fowl language.

 

[biog]

I can't believe you did not use any fowl language.

He was probably too chicken.

 

[RayFinkel]

I can't believe you did not use any fowl language.

FUCK! What was I thinking?


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[LancsLad]

FUCK! What was I thinking?


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Speaking of being not particularly important, where the HELL is GB.


Has be started hibernation already??



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[a 1 player]

Speaking of being not particularly important, where the HELL is GB.

Has be started hibernation already??

Please don't awaken him.

 

[a 1 player]

FUCK! What was I thinking?

Kiss your mother with that potty mouth?

 

[RayFinkel]

Kiss your mother with that potty mouth?

I've had just about enough of you, Mr. a 1

I'm sending Jaws McClown after you.


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