Joke For Today...

[drlove]

Bob and Joe were standing by the office water cooler one morning having a chat:

Bob: It's my wife's birthday tomorrow.

Joe: Really, what did you get her??

Bob: A toaster and a vibrator.

Joe: (looking perplexed) I see... well that's certainly an interesting combination.

Bob: Well, the way I look at it, if she doesn't like the toaster, she can go fuck herself!

 

[Meesh]

Doctor Dave was having trouble sleeping.

Doctor Dave had been crossing the line and having sexual relations with his patients.

One one hand (he rationalized) you shouldn't feel too bad. MANY doctors have been known to indulge themselves and have sex with their patients.

On the other hand (he told himself) you ARE a veterinarian.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Thank goodness he wasn't a coroner