Jersey.....the experience
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you may have a whip and a gun but i have the doll and the pin (get the point?........man that was corny i can't believe i said it)
Stop Yelling!
I have to get some sleep from my "trip" with Jersey...
"Unbelievable Service"...
1)You are too late, the list is now cut off.
2)You may get envy by reading all you need from this thread below :
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=80101
Jersey will only be making "limited engagements" to selected Terbites near you! You snooze, you lose..
racky said:
I have to get some sleep from my "trip" with Jersey...
"Unbelievable Service"...
1)You are too late, the list is now cut off.
2)You may get envy by reading all you need from this thread below :
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=80101
Jersey will only be making "limited engagements" to selected Terbites near you! You snooze, you lose..
anselmo
Retired to the links
So what's all this talk about this Jersey girl? Is she really that good or are you local guys so weak for her. LOL How can she be all that you guys talk about? Are you guys slipping, a little weak in the knees perhaps? How can such a petite girl have so much control over you big, ugly, burly guys?
I think I have to see this girl to see what she has done to all you guys. I haven't heard so much commotion about a person in your neck of the woods since that Boobie guy ( or whatever his name is) started his rant on the local girls. LMAO, what ever did happen to him anyway?
So Jersey, are you ready for me, hun? I'm cuming. I really got to see what all this local home cooking is all about. I will then post my critique after my I sample the local cuisine.
btw, is it golf season in your area yet guys? Should I bring the clubs?
I think I have to see this girl to see what she has done to all you guys. I haven't heard so much commotion about a person in your neck of the woods since that Boobie guy ( or whatever his name is) started his rant on the local girls. LMAO, what ever did happen to him anyway?
So Jersey, are you ready for me, hun? I'm cuming. I really got to see what all this local home cooking is all about. I will then post my critique after my I sample the local cuisine.
btw, is it golf season in your area yet guys? Should I bring the clubs?
$150 for the hour. For that price you can massage her feet... make her dinner... do the dishes... keep her wine glass filled with chilled Strawberry Zinfandel... and provide her with 45 minutes of non-stop DATY. What you get in return is a big smile on your face after you wipe it off with a towel. If you're really good at DATY... she'll give you a kiss goodbye and squeeze your ass with both of her little hands. I'm going back for another session as soon as she allows me...racky said:
Racky... even if you are the LE... who really cares. LE need lovin' too don't they?
If CEO can get into see Jersey... anyone can. Just keep trying... be creative and original in your PM's... she's just a very selective young lady.
If CEO can get into see Jersey... anyone can. Just keep trying... be creative and original in your PM's... she's just a very selective young lady.
I would love to meet her for a cup of coffee, tea, hell even diesel who cares.......this is a great opportunity you have been given......don't waste it but bitching about it
Congratulations. Now just make sure you remove your badge... turn the flashers off and don't pick her up with the siren on.racky said:
Not golf season yet
Of the local tracks only Grand Valley is open - & i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Cambridge Golf & Country is advertising as open, but it's only their driving range. Nothing else open yet that i am aware of - apparently April 15th is the big day.
Although my friend from WCP tells me i might get to play through on the 4th. <pleasure was all mine. you never did answer though - hot or not?>
anselmo said:
Of the local tracks only Grand Valley is open - & i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Cambridge Golf & Country is advertising as open, but it's only their driving range. Nothing else open yet that i am aware of - apparently April 15th is the big day.
Although my friend from WCP tells me i might get to play through on the 4th. <pleasure was all mine. you never did answer though - hot or not?>
Greedy little sucker
thanks, now she will be too tired to see anyone else
(yeah like that will happen)
thanks, now she will be too tired to see anyone else
(yeah like that will happen)
Calloway
Don't you think you are being a little rough with the "cop" i mean maybe he wants to go see Jersey when he is off-duty........LE needs TLC as well
(Just kidding..........i hope i don't get busted now....)
Don't you think you are being a little rough with the "cop" i mean maybe he wants to go see Jersey when he is off-duty........LE needs TLC as well
(Just kidding..........i hope i don't get busted now....)
That's funny..
Ok, I will respond to this "bait" above...
I might not be :
As old as Indiana
As handsome as Calloway
As "long" as 8.5
As rich as Bill Gates
We each have some attributes and values that gets us into see Jersey.
The statement above would be more appropriate if it was made out as :
If (Calloway, Indiana, 8.5, CEO, (we)) can get into see Jersey...then anyone can ...
calloway said:
Ok, I will respond to this "bait" above...
I might not be :
As old as Indiana
As handsome as Calloway
As "long" as 8.5
As rich as Bill Gates
We each have some attributes and values that gets us into see Jersey.
The statement above would be more appropriate if it was made out as :
If (Calloway, Indiana, 8.5, CEO, (we)) can get into see Jersey...then anyone can ...
How about if Indiana can get in to see Jersey twice... and be stupid enough to admit it in on the board with 254 horny men waiting in the lineup to see her... then he should buy the first six rounds at the next Terb party?
CEO.....you kill me........i almost fell off my chair (fine, ok i admit it i did fall off the chair) when i read the part of Calloway being handsome I mean i am sure he is not The Hunchback of Notre Dame but i would not call him handsome either........unless there is something you are not telling us CEO 
Salsa... some of the ladies have called me the Hunchback. But that's because of the extra weight I have to carry around in my frontal section. Why do you think I need "servicing" so often? It prevents serious back issues and has been tax deductable to this point for medical reasons.salsamarc said:
calloway said:
all these years and i have not been claiming this "tax deduction" Calloway, Hunchback or not you are THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at it from another angle..
Salsamarc, what if I am humble, (and I looked like "The Hunchback of Notre Dame") ?? Please think "outside of the Box" !
Why you would not call him handsome would infer that you have some kind of a glimpse of him or have "met" him, I hope you have an explanation of that.. Unless, you two are "felching"? partners ? naw...
salsamarc said:
Salsamarc, what if I am humble, (and I looked like "The Hunchback of Notre Dame") ?? Please think "outside of the Box" !
Why you would not call him handsome would infer that you have some kind of a glimpse of him or have "met" him, I hope you have an explanation of that.. Unless, you two are "felching"? partners ? naw...
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please.....let's not start with the felching it has been 3 days since i have not been able to drink a glass of milk
as for the explanation about me knowing Calloway i have never set eyes on him but the ladies are well aware of Calloway dashing personality and they all agreed that although he is not salsamarc (hahahahahahaha...oh shit what did i get myself into.......coming dear sorry guys gotta go)
as for the explanation about me knowing Calloway i have never set eyes on him but the ladies are well aware of Calloway dashing personality and they all agreed that although he is not salsamarc (hahahahahahaha...oh shit what did i get myself into.......coming dear sorry guys gotta go)
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