Jerked off three times today.

[stang]

Perverts.

 

[rayden]

Use the left hand and it will feel like a stranger, and if you want it to feel toothy a tad, just place some hot spices in your hand while stroking. Another idea is the old vacuum cleaner for a real cheap blow job.

*warning* THESE STUNTS ARE DONE BY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS AND NOT TO BE DONE AT HOME BY AMATEUR PERVERTS!!

 

[Thunderballs]

All I can say is...http://www.entertonement.com/clips/ttrgnklvhs--Oh-good-for-youBatman-Christian-Bale-rants-Angry-

 

[descartes]

Thank you for not posting pictures

hilarious. i had a sincere chuckle at this. god bless The Lounge

 

[Cycleguy007]

I tested myself to see how many orgasms I could achieve at once an during masturbation I made it 9 times...... BAM!

9 TIMES! That's AWESOME! Congratulations Loraly! But...

 

[james t kirk]

Naw, I just cleaned myself up, got dressed, apologized to my dead relatives who had to witness such a thing, then went and cut the grass.

Good one, but yeah, rubbing one off does allow you to get more chores done around the house.

 

[Shiffteh]

Fleshlight.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

It's people like you that fix their own lights, repair their own plumbing, and take out their own appendixes. Why don't you take these things to the professionals? That's what they're there for.

 

[LKD]

its usually hard to convince yourself to jerkoff instead, but after you do it, you're usually glad to have saved all the $$$

 

[whynot888]

when whacking off, it's all about the imagination and whats broadcasting!

 

[ang]

It's people like you that fix their own lights, repair their own plumbing, and take out their own appendixes. Why don't you take these things to the professionals? That's what they're there for.

I thought he was

 

[MindJohn]

Thank you for not posting pictures

Truly classic !!!

 

[moresex4me]

I'm still trying to get the image of Loraly straddling a fence out of my head... oh no, whacked again!

 

[Sentry]

Naw, I just cleaned myself up, got dressed, apologized to my dead relatives who had to witness such a thing, then went and cut the grass.

Thats funny, I often think my dead relatives are watching. I thought I was the only one who thought that.

Makes me laugh.

 

[S.C. Joe]

Yeah it feels better than worn out pussy with a condom but not better than a tight kind of fresh pussy with a thin condom, lol.

I can fuck pussy more times in the hour than I can jerk off.

Plus the enjoyment seems to last longer and I feel better for a longer amount of time afterward.

My dick doesn't get sore from screwing pussy.


I will agree thou, $400 isn't worth it.

 

[Ironhead]

Sometimes jerkin off feels better than sex, anyone else agree with this, maybe it's because I fantasize most of the time about a girl I might have seen recently.

Sounds like you are doing something wrong.

Have to agree with several posters, pussy makes it much more satisfying and stress relieving.
$40-$60 will get you a BBBJ.



This whole thread has been a riot. Thanks all.