Jenn Angel's Retirement Party

[Morgan Ellis]

I still think there should be male strippers.

Mind you, I think the same thing about weddings and christenings, too. Things just always go better with male strippers, don't you think?

Maybe Sheik can come out and do his infamous 'Caber Toss Dance' for us.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Now that I think about it, didnt Sheik and Goober also retire thi year?

I WAS ON A BREAK!

 

[Esco!]

I still think there should be male strippers.

I've never quite understood the male to female strip joint ratio. How come there are only a couple of male strip bars while there are a hundred or so female strip clubs in the GTA???
Can anyone explain to me why this is????

From what I hear women go crazy at these places so it cant be for lack of entertainment

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Women can get laid easier than men.

 

[luv4lust]

we can?

 

[Berlin]

At least that's what we think.

 

[Esco!]

Goober has a point, its easier for most women to pick up a guy then the other way around.

 

[luv4lust]

some of us are shy ya know

 

[Morgan Ellis]

How come there are only a couple of male strip bars while there are a hundred or so female strip clubs in the GTA???
Can anyone explain to me why this is????

Not all women are comfortable objectifying men on a purely physical basis.

I'm quite content with it, personally. I'm rarely happier than I am when shoving a $5 bill into some skinny little gay guy's g-string.

The difference for us that we think male strippers are funny, as opposed to 'ooh I want to take him home and molest him' hot.

Morgan

[size=-2]ps:: picking guys up is easy - it's getting them to leave after sex so you can watch sportsnet and get some sleep that's hard[/size]

 

[Morgan Ellis]

some of us are shy ya know

Uhh, yeah. Shy. Me too.

[size=-2]Shut up, Goober.[/size]

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*insert an "ability to crack walnuts on Kathleen's ass" joke here*


</I would know...>

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I'm sorry, I'm just looking for attention...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Coughs*

Kathleen likes me best

*Coughs*

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Yes. I am king of the mercy-fuck.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Yes. I am king of the mercy-fuck.

Still beats masturbating to Baywatch reruns.

from what I'm told....

 

[twobigo]

The only person missing from this"Jenn thread" is Jenn herself..i miss her on this board. Anyway a restuarant would be great...please no strip club..just one man,s opinion.

 

[The Baroness]

No, it will not be a strip club...we have already decided where it will be....same place we had her baby shower....Hoops at Yonge and College...lots of space....over 80 TV's(yes we are expecting men), good food and an enclosed smoking room.

 

[JoyfulC]

Is it a retirement? Or is it "mat leave"?

Jenn is still very young, we must remember. Who among us knew for sure what we would be doing with our lives when we were her age?

For all we know, she might return to be a sultry late-20s something doll, or a 30s-something sexpot, or a 40+ vamp. Her future is ahead of her and she can no more say for sure what she'll be doing 10-20 years down the road than any of us can.

But for now, she's closing a chapter -- and that deserves some recognition. If I can be there, Jenn, I will.

..c..

 

[Muddy]

Dear Jenn - large, full of laughter, heart of platinum - has given me some of the best sex of my life, and I love her for it. Whatever she does, wherever she goes, I'll have a small part of her always in my heart.

Damn right I'll be there. And right around the corner from me too! Hey, and Annalee and The Baroness will be there as well. My cup runneth over, my staff and my rod are at attention!

 

[Damondean]

It will be a blast!