I've Never....

[Goober Mcfly]

Shut the fark up hambone.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Silly Goober

The shortest man I have ever been with was/is 4'10 .....

I thought I made you promise not to tell!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Wow, that sounded needlessly harsh. Sorry.

Shut the fark up hambone.

 

[Drunken Master]

Well, I've never had a Cleveland Steamer, or Michigan Milkshake, or a Baghdad Ballbuster.

 

[Annessa]

I thought I made you promise not to tell!

I'm so sorry... please forgive me... but your the best I've ever had.



Annessa
xoxo

 

[Cardinal Fang]

SHILL!

Oh crap, that came out completely wrong

 

[wrong hole]

Well, I've never had a Cleveland Steamer, or Michigan Milkshake, or a Baghdad Ballbuster.

You want a 'hot sandwich'?

 

[great bear]

I've never boinked a monkey either.

I've boinked a monkey. Three times to be exact. Damn thing is, now I can't get him off my back.

 

[hambone]

I'm so sorry... please forgive me... but your the best I've ever had.



Annessa
xoxo

Annessa,

Are you a dancer now????

 

[hambone]

Shut the fark up hambone.

Sorry Goob but I have heard rumors

 

[Annessa]

SHILL!

Oh crap, that came out completely wrong

*LOL*



Annessa
xoxo

 

[Annessa]

Annessa,

Are you a dancer now????

No, Goober was enquiring about my threesome's.



Annessa
xoxo

 

[The Shake]

I've never kept a library book past it's due date. The forbidden fantasy of slipping it into the midnight return slot one, maybe even two, days late has warmed me on many a winter night.

 

[red]

how about keeping the book and saying you returned it