I've got a ......

[Diode]

Lovely bunch of coco-nuts.......

 

[lasslicker]

There they are all standing in a row

 

[LancsLad]

I hope Bianca will milk my coconuts.

 

[Eli]

I got a...fever. And the only cure is more cowbell.

 

[Meesh]

(To get back to the song...)

Big ones. Small ones. Some as big as yer 'ead.

 

[Svend]

Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said

 

[LancsLad]

I will not only do that, but I'll milk them dry...

And if I'm a good boy will you prepare shaved coconuts later. Smooth eh!!!

 

[Cobster]

coco-nuts, reminds me of this girl I met on a networking/ratings site a couple of years ago.
Hot, busty (34D's real)...always went on cam for me, showing her coco-nuts.
Good times.
Think I might try to reach her again...hmmm...

 

[Meesh]

Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said

Oh, I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts.
Everyone you throw could make you rich.

And there stands me wife.
The idol of me life.
Singin' roll-a-bowl-a-ball a penny a pitch.