I've been lost lately

[Jacklyn7]

They should really just leaf our thread alone and go silk in the corner.

Someone seems boiling mad.

 

[GPIDEAL]

Someone seems boiling mad.

... with a husky voice!

 

[SchlongConery]

I've been lost lately. Wandering aimlessly. Can't find a way out. This all started after I went to a corn roast. I feel like I'm in a maize.

Every yEAR these puns get reinCORNated. I think you might better lay off the sour mash there GB.

 

[Despo]

Now, this is GOOD. The punsters have their own special thread, where they can feed their perverted addiction without annoying everyone else.

Perhaps this is just the start, and they will soon have their own private forum, and be gone. But I don't suppose they will -- I guess they need the attention of the general public (or what passes for the general public on terb), even only .001% of that attention is admiration for their sparkling wit.

Yes I would agree there is polentia puns being shucked
around but what the hay. Not to worry though it is not a conspiracy grain you.

 

[Celticman]

I've been lost lately. Wandering aimlessly. Can't find a way out. This all started after I went to a corn roast. I feel like I'm in a maize.

Lost? I am amaized at your inference that at any point in time you had your bearings. I can assure you that this did not happen at a porn roast.

 

[thirdcup]

Sometimes I'll have some corn á la Van Gogh. It's made with only one ear.

 

[Wild Wiglin Willie]

There does not seem to be a danmand for this sort of thing anymore.

 

[MissCroft]

I've been lost lately. Wandering aimlessly. Can't find a way out. This all started after I went to a corn roast. I feel like I'm in a maize.

Can it or I'll cream you!!

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

When I see Miss Croft's ear, I want to niblet.

 

[thirdcup]

I hope Miss Croft will not can it - so I can cream her.

 

[great bear]

Sometimes I'll have some corn á la Van Gogh. It's made with only one ear.

Ohhhh a good one!!!!!!!

 

[great bear]

Every yEAR these puns get reinCORNated. I think you might better lay off the sour mash there GB.

Speaking of corn mash glad to see you are still with us.

 

[GPIDEAL]

This thread is a cornucopia of puns.

 

[SchlongConery]

Speaking of corn mash glad to see you are still with us.

More than you can say for Blackcock... What happened to him...finally? :clap2:

 

[great bear]

More than you can say for Blackcock... What happened to him...finally? :clap2:

The word is that Blackcock ran off with Ms Caloki and they are sailing around Centre Island.

 

[WoodPeckr]

More than you can say for Blackcock... What happened to him...finally? :clap2:

In hospital after falling off his Segway while attempting to apprehend a 'perp' at the Mall.....:eyebrows: