It's so big!!!

[brogalldude]

Haha, now I've hobbying for a couple of months now and it's been quite fun to say the least. I don't mind the fantastic dirty talk approach some of these ladies provide-it's a fantasy after all. On occasion I'll get a good sexy moan; some encouraging dirty talk such as, "OOhh fuck yeah!!, That feels so good!!", or "That's it baby, that's it!!, or "God I'm so wet baby", etc. Now some of these fake dirty talk could be genuine (probably not), but I could believe it in the moment and that's what matters, it's my fantasy.

But tonight, I heard something quite different from an SP. She was giving me a bbbj (it was great). While performing the oral duty, she said "OOOOOh, it's so big!" and this was the first time a fake response completely took me out of the fantasy and stripped away the illusion. She knew that I knew that she was bullshitting with my confused response with, "Well, I'm glad you think it's big." And I thanked her for her fake response when we both knew it was slightly below average.

Hey, I know she was doing the best job she could and tried to make me feel like king of the world, but some harsh reality just cannot be replicated in fantasy. To say the least, this was the first time a fake dirty talk broke the immersion of the fantasy. Quite strange. But she managed to get me off really good and that was the end of another fantastic sexual fantasy with a hiccup.

 

[Boss Nass]

Many years ago I wasted money on a 'duo' that turned out to be totally non-interactive, they hardly touched each other. But while I was priming the pump on one the other said "I can see his huge cock going in and out of your cunt. " Huge?! I'm average at best. Didn't totally ruin the session for me, but it soured me on future duos.

 

[LT56]

At least she’s putting in the effort and trying.

Better than: “Hurry up and cum.”

 

[Jasmine Raine]

So if you have a small dick, should we comment on how cute and little it is???

If you have an average cock, should we say - seen one seen them all???? Lol

Jk... lol

I like a guy who cums well. Like shoots high, shoots a lot, makes noises, curls his toes, etc. I very often comment on a clients orgasm. Totally throws a couple of them for a loop. Hahaha. But I do truly mean it. When a guy comes good and hard, it is a turn on for me so I comment. Most probably think I am full of shit though. Hahahaha.

 

[xmontrealer]

So if you have a small dick, should we comment on how cute and little it is???

If you have an average cock, should we say - seen one seen them all???? Lol

Jk... lol

Full disclosure: I have a very average size dick, and am too old for full service, as condoms kill it for me.

That said, and as I believe I have posted before, the compliments I have received and believed go something like "You're just the size I like!" Hard to argue with that cuz maybe I am just the size she likes. How do I know what she prefers? If she says something like how extraordinarily big I am I won't believe that and therefore won't believe any other compliment she gives me.

Same for girls that call me "Handsome". I may have been a 7 or 8 when I was younger, but I'm not that now. Thank goodness I have a somewhat charming and humourous personality and some decent daty skills! Feel free to compliment those, but please don't call me Handsome. You might as well be calling me "John".

Now when it comes to huge dicks, in my conversations with both SP's and MPA's I often hear the following:

They hate huge dicks because they often hurt, and they prefer small dicks just from a practical standpoint as there is less wear and tear on their vaginas (and mouths) when they are being "pounded" 7 times a day.

Also they actually don't like being "pounded" seven times a day, and usually prefer slightly older, but not super older clients, who are a bit less forceful and a bit more experienced in giving pleasure.

Now that is of course a generalization, as some working ladies may like being pounded by a 8" and up thick dick, and when it comes to non-working women I'm sure their preferences in dick size and forcefulness are extremely individual.

For what its worth.

 

[Insidious Von]

Yes it is!

Here's a girl who's walking bow legged.

 

[spraggamuffin]

Let's just say, many of these women would rather stroke your ego than your dick for the same compensation off course.
They know very well your dick and ego are connected and has a symbiotic relationship.

 

[nobody123]

I just pretend that they are pointing at my prodigious gut instead of my pecker, and I'm still in the moment.

 

[thumper18474]

But why would they lie??
Are you saying that all those ladies that said to me
Thats biggest dick ive ever seen
Youre tongue skills are amazing
Youre so thick...
It hurts...so good....
They were just stroking my ego???!!!
I..I....Im devastated :blue:
And all this time I thought I was ruining them for the rest of you guys
Sigh...

 

[Insidious Von]

The best sps know how to stroke both your salsice and your ego. Let's face it gentlemen, most of us are not in the best of shape when we book an appointment. I don't mind if she likes my meat stick even if it is false, we all need a woman's touch to get us back in focus.

 

[studentjohn]

Hopefully penis enlargement surgery will advance a lot in the next 10 to 15 years. I'm 7x5 but really would like an 8.5x6

 

[lomotil]

Let's just say, many of these women would rather stroke your ego than your dick for the same compensation off course.
They know very well your dick and ego are connected and has a symbiotic relationship.

Well said but why ruin the paid fantasy as they financially tap our neurosis? I don't like many things that woman say to me during sex, whether they are for hire or civilian. I like physical clues such as the woman having an orgasm, hardened nipples or very wet pussies, I don't need the lip service. Actually, I have worn headphones while banging a non pro Japanese lady a while back because I didn't like her contrived acoustics.

 

[xmontrealer]

Well said but why ruin the paid fantasy as they financially tap our neurosis? I don't like many things that woman say to me during sex, whether they are for hire or civilian. I like physical clues such as the woman having an orgasm, hardened nipples or very wet pussies, I don't need the lip service. Actually, I have worn headphones while banging a non pro Japanese lady a while back because I didn't like her contrived acoustics.

Believe me I want to believe! I only have a problem when its obviously bs like again, if she says I have a huge dick, or if she starts moaning and writhing before I've even really started to touch or daty her.

 

[IRIS]

Funny version from from Alan.

 

[scdave2003]

If you told me that I have a cute cock (it's smaller and with ED, hard to get fully erect) I'd smile and say 'thanks'

 

[Vermeer27]

Some escorts are better actors than others. Actions always speak louder than words though: When she seems nervous and asks you to take it slow or she insists on really lubing up right before you insert or doesn't want to try certain positions, that's how they actually tell you it's "So big".

 

[Robert Mugabe]

A black girl I saw for the first,but not the last time, looked down and said "big cock eh" with undisguised irony. after a brief discussion,(I wasn't offended. I know already) she mentioned that she had seen guys who she simply wouldn't do full service with because she could barely open her mouth wide enough to give them a bj.
On the other hand. There was a small, cute older Chinese woman I had seen many times before, and one session she decided I was a monster. Simply couldn't handle my magnificence. go figure. We tried for a while and finally she said, "I can't continue. I will have to suck you off" Not really a bad side to that story for me.More of a happy ending.

 

[bridgette_xo]

If she says that and goes for the normal condom then most likely it's BS. If she says that and grabs the magnums then stfu and accept the compliment. She meant it. :nod:

 

[J Smoove]

I beleive them when they say it.

If she says that and goes for the normal condom then most likely it's BS. If she says that and grabs the magnums then stfu and accept the compliment. She meant it. :nod:

This. I prefer Skyn Large and Glyde Maxi though.

 

[heartthrob]

if she says that and goes for the normal condom then most likely it's bs. If she says that and grabs the magnums then stfu and accept the compliment. She meant it. :nod:

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