ISO - Singing Telegram

xarir

Retired TERB Ass Slapper
Aug 20, 2001
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Anyone know where to go / how to hire some to deliver a singing telegram? Not looking for a stripper or anything - this one can be clean. I just want someone to show up at the office and sing a little ditty or something for a birthday.
 
You gonna smack her on the ass when she's done?
 
I believe K-Fed will be available soon.