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I have a "friend" who has a problem, he is about eight inches in girth and rather long as well.
He has tried Trojan Extra Large, Trojan Magnum and other large sizes but they still don't fit. This poor guy is hung like a horse and yet can't enjoy it because evertying pinches and hurts this poors guys lovely penis.
I called around to Condom Shack and a few other places where they just don't know what to recommend.
Anyone here know where my friend can get extra super uber large condoms?
 
Dip ons.

Has your friend tried the liquid latex dip on condoms?
 
CUPID said:
I have a "friend" who has a problem, he is about eight inches in girth and rather long as well.
He has tried Trojan Extra Large, Trojan Magnum and other large sizes but they still don't fit. This poor guy is hung like a horse and yet can't enjoy it because evertying pinches and hurts this poors guys lovely penis.
I called around to Condom Shack and a few other places where they just don't know what to recommend.
Anyone here know where my friend can get extra super uber large condoms?
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You choose your friends carefully!
 
8 inches in circumference? You sure he's not measuring around the ballsack too?

Jebus, that's 2.5" in diameter.
 
there is no "friend" she just wants to soak one of the girls with a really big water balloon.
 
Damn if I had of known I would never have thrown out my custom made "King Kong" models. You could take 20 of the Sheik's condoms and try and patch and glue them into one great big one.
 
Goober Mcfly said:
8 inches in circumference? You sure he's not measuring around the ballsack too?

Jebus, that's 2.5" in diameter.
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Yes, I am sure. I had to check for myself and damnit, he wasn't lying. I also think that eight inches is actually him being not fully erect. This thing is freakishly large and seems like a challenge.
The female condom suggestion has been noted. Thanks!
 
CUPID said:
Yes, I am sure. I had to check for myself and damnit, he wasn't lying. I also think that eight inches is actually him being not fully erect. This thing is freakishly large and seems like a challenge.
The female condom suggestion has been noted. Thanks!
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Was he chained down when the measurements were taken? Does he have an affinity for eating bananas and climbing the sides of the Empire State building? Is he afraid of old airplanes?
 
CUPID said:
Yes, I am sure. I had to check for myself and damnit, he wasn't lying. I also think that eight inches is actually him being not fully erect. This thing is freakishly large and seems like a challenge.
The female condom suggestion has been noted. Thanks!
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I'm sure he has a friggin hard time finding partners for anal
 
wrong hole said:
I'm sure he has a friggin hard time finding partners for anal
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JANDA said:
Eight inches friend oh my God!
I prefer have enemy :D
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My thoughts as well... even if you get him something that fits.

Then can you find him someone that fits?
 
TheNiteHwk said:
My thoughts as well... even if you get him something that fits.

Then can you find him someone that fits?
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Perhaps Harriet the elephant would make a suitable partner?
 
If there is a decent large condom out there I want to know about it

I have found that finding a decent large condom is impossible. Granted it is fun to joke about. But, all the large size condoms I have tried are thick and heavy and don't allow for much sensitivity. I typically use Durex or Lifestyles and streach them so they will fit over the head. It is a pain.
 
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