Those bastards, those monsters! An entirely peaceful protest; what a devious trick they pulled, eh? What better proof could there be that every single muslim is a violent terrorist, bent on sapping our vital bodily essences? And how dare they suggest their religion should be universal across the globe! Good, upright, God-fearing Christians never did that! We never send missionaries to their countries, we just wait for them to figure out out that Jesus is the way, all on their own; without any help or intervention from us! I mean, it's not like we ever invaded the Holy Land or anything, is it? At least not recently. (Not counting Iraq, or Afghanistan, or the troops in Saudi Arabia; that's different!)
And no Christian I've ever met would dare suggest that Jesus is the only way; the bible is clear that salvation is purely a matter of personal taste and conscience.. honestly, now; how can these leftists portray good guys like us as bigoted jerks, now?
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