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Indian - Guyanese/Trinidadian
Indian mixed - Guyanese/Trinidadian
East Indian (EI) - Guyanese/Trinidadian
100% Indian - Guyanese/Trinidadian
Speak Hindi, wear sari, fully Indian - Guyanese/Trinidadian
 
"Ask for Belle" - there are 12 of us being moved around by a pimp
"Duos with my male friend if desired" - he'll be there in another room
"Hurry, appointments fill up fast" - I will still have the previous guy's crotch-stench embedded in my loins, cause I'm a back-to-back kinda girl
 
LOL some of these had me rolling.

You guy have the "no black men = racist" all wrong

no black men = she already got a pimp
 
Well done.