Is Sucking Your Own Cock Gay?
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even pay a small fortune to be in its presence for an hour at a time.
Then they discover the internet and find out how inexpensive good pussy is . Dinner and drinks or guaranteed fuck with hot 20 something . Life is good
. So glad I don't have to duel for a woman's honour anymore (LOL) .
even pay a small fortune to be in its presence for an hour at a time.
Then they discover the internet and find out how inexpensive good pussy is . Dinner and drinks or guaranteed fuck with hot 20 something . Life is good
. So glad I don't have to duel for a woman's honour anymore (LOL) .Hmmmm... well... yes... thanks... but no, thanks.Emma@SecretaryService said:
However, a video clip would do. I will need it in any event for authentication as Ripley's does not accept unverified, unbelievable claims!
Perry
Translation from the Alpha Male
Let me translate this for you, Emma, from the Alpha Male's perspective:
Let me translate this for you, Emma, from the Alpha Male's perspective:
I am fairly upset that you seem to have out smarted and one-upped me. I see women as inferior and cannot fathom having one make me look like a fool.dajodo2 said:
I am extremely aroused by the erect male penis, whether it is my own, or that of another man. Once erect, all blood rushes from my brain, to my penis, rendering me a drooling mess.dajodo2 said:
I can't think of anything intelligent to come back at you with right now, so let me go contemplate this while I go bake cookies and play party host, like a good little housewife.dajodo2 said:
GODDAMMIT I really wish that I could think of something clever to say right now {my penis is shrinking right now}dajodo2 said:
{stalling, stalling, stalling....}dajodo2 said:
OH WAIT...I thought of something clever! I'll show YOU gay...I watch gay porn and even have the links saved in my Favorites. I should know better then anyone what gay is!! {...oh wait....that probably sounded really gay! God I wish I could suck my own cock!}dajodo2 said:There are some male on male video clip links I have in mind to explain what I'm talking about though some might find them offensive as love has nothing to do with them....though I'm never offensive Emma.
Class will begin later.
Emma@SecretaryService said:an hour at a time.
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Well tend to like the Falls at $180 an hour but I did go as high as $250 on my last trip to Toronto.
Now total spent? I don't know but I bet anything in my whole life I spent more $$ on booze, smoke and gasoline for my hot rod, than I have on companship with a lady.
Besides, I like those girls and really didn't mind what i spent. I even give cash to homeless people I have felt sorry for.
Look at people who donate millions of dollars to a college to help the younger people out, even the ones who just give $100-$1,000 each year. Are they "weak" or just very nice? When times were better, I did donate more $ to causes I liked...I don't see myself as being weak because of that.
If anything, I say women do more things out of the goodness of their hearts than men. Without kindness what would happen to all the children born?
Love sometimes matters more than money....or so they say, lol.
this kind of seems related...i like this sole line from the current Harold and Kumar film... guy impersonating G W Bush says in the film "Do you like getting Hand Jobs or giving hand jobs!?"
*sigh*S.C. Joe said:
You need to reread what I wrote one more time. Third time's a charm so you might actually understand it this time.
Why don't we start with the basics http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml and then we can graduate you to a video clip.Perry Mason said:
Emma, Emma, Emma... (You are an Emma, right?)Emma@SecretaryService said:
I know it is possible in some contorted positions... though very rare unless the man is double or triple jointed or has a very, but very, long cock.
But from a sitting position by an average Joe(!) in the way you described... I am from Missouri... you gotta show me!
Perry
p.s. Be kind and patient with the other Joe... it sometimes takes him a little longer! And I am not talking about his cock... about which, I don't know! No Homo!
Well, I don't have a dick so I can't show you lol.... and you don't want to come watch my friend SOOO I'm sure even a Missouri man can figure out how to do a google search.Perry Mason said:
On the other hand, what can you show me?Emma@SecretaryService said:
In an of itself, that may be very persuasive!!!
It's something like all the benefits of a cock without a cock!
Perry
The bell has just rung Emma please take your seat.
I promise moderator I will remain in the bounds of good will and respect the other members in an honest open adult debate.
I am about to explain to you why a man who would suck his own cock makes him less of a man. This post needs the definitive answer. Mine. I was reluctant to get into this last night as I said I would. You seem like a nice young woman Emma just throwing out your question in fun so I decided against getting into this.
I am not one on this board who wishes to draw attention to himself by voicing controversial statements.
Someones comments have convinced me to change my mind. My ego has gotten the better of me as it does at times. I am a tad narcissistic I will admit.
The language and clips I'm about to use for my explanation some will find offensive. They involve scenes of sexual acts from one of my favourite shows in the 90's Oz. These sexual male on male acts in a prison enviroment are not meant for pleasure but to show who needs to be shown who is top dog. Who has the power, the respect.
Just bear in mind they are acting it's not real, however it does portray how the erect penis is used as the ultimate tool of male power. What you do with that penis or do to that penis speaks volumes of the type of man you are.
If you place a dick in your mouth (even your own which I think is particularly odd) you are subordinate to the power. You are acting in a submissive manner that says I am acknowledging I hold a lower rank in the male power chain of command. In prison speak it makes you a bitch. Again I'm not talking about women here, just men.
Although you did said something Emma about men with an erect cock were we differ in opinion and I quote you....
"Ha. a man is never weaker than when his penis is erect. The only true world power is The Power of The Pussy. That is why strong Alpha males with the superior brain - such as yourself - have always and will always kill for it, die for it... even pay a small fortune to be in its presence for an hour at a time."
I would never kill for pussy. There is no need for that and God knows I would never die for it. I have however paid for it to be at my presence for an hour at a time.
You really think it's the woman with the power in that situation? Hmmm interesting.
Let's watch a video now shall we and again I'll warn it's graphic in nature (especially toward the end). 66% of you will learn nothing since you get it already....
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=e9oHoPvB3Yo
I promise moderator I will remain in the bounds of good will and respect the other members in an honest open adult debate.
I am about to explain to you why a man who would suck his own cock makes him less of a man. This post needs the definitive answer. Mine. I was reluctant to get into this last night as I said I would. You seem like a nice young woman Emma just throwing out your question in fun so I decided against getting into this.
I am not one on this board who wishes to draw attention to himself by voicing controversial statements.
Someones comments have convinced me to change my mind. My ego has gotten the better of me as it does at times. I am a tad narcissistic I will admit.
The language and clips I'm about to use for my explanation some will find offensive. They involve scenes of sexual acts from one of my favourite shows in the 90's Oz. These sexual male on male acts in a prison enviroment are not meant for pleasure but to show who needs to be shown who is top dog. Who has the power, the respect.
Just bear in mind they are acting it's not real, however it does portray how the erect penis is used as the ultimate tool of male power. What you do with that penis or do to that penis speaks volumes of the type of man you are.
If you place a dick in your mouth (even your own which I think is particularly odd) you are subordinate to the power. You are acting in a submissive manner that says I am acknowledging I hold a lower rank in the male power chain of command. In prison speak it makes you a bitch. Again I'm not talking about women here, just men.
Although you did said something Emma about men with an erect cock were we differ in opinion and I quote you....
"Ha. a man is never weaker than when his penis is erect. The only true world power is The Power of The Pussy. That is why strong Alpha males with the superior brain - such as yourself - have always and will always kill for it, die for it... even pay a small fortune to be in its presence for an hour at a time."
I would never kill for pussy. There is no need for that and God knows I would never die for it. I have however paid for it to be at my presence for an hour at a time.
You really think it's the woman with the power in that situation? Hmmm interesting.
Let's watch a video now shall we and again I'll warn it's graphic in nature (especially toward the end). 66% of you will learn nothing since you get it already....
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=e9oHoPvB3Yo
Wow, go guy go.....
Me, I shoot off my mouth time to time
Why not once more.....
Women have some "power" thanks just to laws and respect....you go over to the Middle East...you think women have power over the men there?
Same in the wild, its the male who decides when they have sex....well some female animals can get like tight and stop the male from "sticking it to her" but not all....and female humans sure can not.
But male humans--most around this side of the earth, have respect for females and kindness. Don't twist it and say us males are "weak" if we respect and even kiss some female butts from time to time.
Me, I shoot off my mouth time to time
Why not once more.....
Women have some "power" thanks just to laws and respect....you go over to the Middle East...you think women have power over the men there?
Same in the wild, its the male who decides when they have sex....well some female animals can get like tight and stop the male from "sticking it to her" but not all....and female humans sure can not.
But male humans--most around this side of the earth, have respect for females and kindness. Don't twist it and say us males are "weak" if we respect and even kiss some female butts from time to time.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin.
If my ear was a C*n t I could fuck it.
A'int it great to Auto-Fellate
Whose cock was long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin.
If my ear was a C*n t I could fuck it.
A'int it great to Auto-Fellate
*Emma obediently takes her seat and, as Teacher turns his back to write on the board, bombards the back of his head with spit balls.*dajodo2 said:
That's right, women cannot... with most men. But the SPs tell me that with you they have the opposite problem: they need to use Poly-Grip to keep you in.S.C. Joe said:
LOL
