is marrying your pet wrong?
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WhOiSyOdAdDy?
If marrying my pet is wrong, I don't wanna be right....(feel free to sing along...)
Just kidding !!!
Just kidding !!!
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrases "doing it doggie style" and "getting a little pussy". Not to mention "camel toes".
Okay, most of you have covered the obligatory punny jokes. Do you think that instead of exchanging rings, they exchange flea collars?
Oh, you forgot this pun........brings whole new meaning to getting a little tail!
Oh, you forgot this pun........brings whole new meaning to getting a little tail!
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WhOiSyOdAdDy?
soul mates
I think it's beautiful that two individuals can find each other. There are so many divorces within "straight" marriages these days.
I wonder if they will be able to adopt. I'm sure the church or someone will have an issue with the "role model" thing though
I think it's beautiful that two individuals can find each other. There are so many divorces within "straight" marriages these days.
I wonder if they will be able to adopt. I'm sure the church or someone will have an issue with the "role model" thing though
pool said:
Sure pool, that's what I thought too.
It was the last straw for me when we were in front of the minister in Vegas, and all of a freekin sudden, my bride took a farkin dump right in front of everyone, right there at the farking altar. Dang, talk about no respect. I mean, what a farking dog breath , ass sniffing, multiple timing bitch ! What da fark she was thinking. And yeah, and her flea bag, leg humping toilet bowl drinking , garbage can wrecking siblings too......walking away from her was the best decision I ever made.Btw ,she was French.
On a serious note, of course it is dang wrong to marry your pet, unless she is one of those Penthouse pets
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