Is it better to be

[onthebottom]

Which applies to you:

 

[papasmerf]

I vote for Humble

let others see me as smart and good looking

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Fang casts his fishing line into the water*

 

[DenWa]

Alien? Where are you? This thread just cries out for your wisdom...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Oh hey! Got a bite!

*Fang begins to struggle with his fishing line*

 

[Alien (<>..<>)]

Intelligence is what counts the most.

With intelligence you can get women and money.

At the Texas institute of Technology I scored a 178 on the Weschler scale. The intelligence quotient test is done by doing math, arithmetic and cognitive intelligence excercizes. Here are the breakdown numbers:

70 IQ or below (Retarded) *mentally challenged*

75-110 (Average)

110-120 (Above Average)

120-139 (Intelligent)

140-159 (Brilliant)

160-170 (Genius)

170+ (Prodigy)

According to statistics only 3% of the population has an IQ above 150, and only 0.02 have an IQ above 170. Brains is everything, intelligence is the pinnacle of success, everything else is just peripherals.

 

[Meesh]

Intelligence is what counts the most.

With intelligence you can get women and money.

At the Texas institute of Technology I scored a 178 on the Weschler scale. ....... Brains is everything, intelligence is the pinnacle of success, everything else is just peripherals.

Good Lord...you must scream out your own name during sex too!

It's obvious personality isn't a function of intelligence.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Rainman was a prodigy too.

Just sayin' is all!

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Alien...

Do you like Startrek?

 

[V12]

.......At the Texas institute of Technology I scored a 178 on the Weschler scale......

So at TiT you scored 178 - quite a mouthful. Was that a C or D cup? Is the 178 a metric rating?

V12

 

[Fortunato]

I'm a little surprised that no-one has asked for "huge dink" to be added to the options....

F.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

We all have those already, Fortunato

 

[Shallow Throat]

I think I have the answer on Alien, he took tests for the WISC (Weschler Intelligence Scale for Children) not the WAIS (Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale)

BTW, it's now Texas Technology Institute, I guess they couldn't stand being a bunch of TITs

 

[shack]

At the Texas institute of Technology I scored a 178 on the Weschler scale. The intelligence quotient test is done by doing math, arithmetic and cognitive intelligence excercizes.

Texas Institute of Technology. TIT. No comment needed there.

I can't believe that you had to do both math AND arithmetic. That reminds me of the line in Blues Brothers where the hostess says that they play both kinds of music there. "Country" AND "Western".

EXCERCIZES. Only 2 spelling mistakes in 1 word. Obviously there was no spelling component to the test.

For you to think that anyone would believe your ridiculous claim of an IQ of 178 is laughable. One thing I do believe is when you claim only .02% of the population has an IQ outside of your range.

 

[shack]

Everybody's so quick to jump down Alien's throat that 4 posts with two references to TIT got posted while I was typing mine. Tough competition here.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Tough room in general!

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Tough TITTIE