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Is it appropriate to ask for a blow job for a christmas present?

A female friend of mine asked me what I wanted as a gift. I really have everything I need, and she is a little short on funds, so I was thinking to myself, boy would that be a great gift. :D While I'm on topic, is there any polite way to ask for a BJ?
 
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Don't think it would go over too well. I think the most polite way to ask for a BJ would be with a diamond ring. :) But there are much cheaper ways to get one. LOL.
 
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a 1 player said:
Is it appropriate to ask for a blow job for a christmas present?

A female friend of mine asked me what I wanted as a gift. I really have everything I need, and she is a little short on funds, so I was thinking to myself, boy would that be a great gift. :D While I'm on topic, is there any polite way to ask for a BJ?
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yes it is appropriate. and as women always say- they really want an honest guy.
 
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Then why vote Liberal...Honesty Indeed

red said:
yes it is appropriate. and as women always say- they really want an honest guy.
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Sorry is this the wrong area for a political rant?:D
 
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a 1 player said:
Is it appropriate to ask for a blow job for a christmas present?

A female friend of mine asked me what I wanted as a gift. I really have everything I need, and she is a little short on funds, so I was thinking to myself, boy would that be a great gift. :D While I'm on topic, is there any polite way to ask for a BJ?
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Give her a written list of things with checkmark boxes eg.:

[ ] gloves
[ ] hat
[ ] toblerone
[x] oral sex
[ ] Neil Diamond, Best Of
[ ] Booster Cables

The subtle approach.

btw, make sure wifey doesn't find out, lol
 
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red said:
yes it is appropriate. and as women always say- they really want an honest guy.
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1. We say that so we can see what sort of man you are. :p
2. Yes, we do want an honest man.
3. If a man said that to me wihtout a tad bit of proven commitment I would ask him how many different women he likes to see in a week?
 
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Try one step at a time, ask for a relaxing foot massage this year. If she's receptive, put a bj request on next year's list.
 
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First start off this way: "I would really like to fuck your brains out". Just after she slaps you in the face and kicks you in the testicles you then say to her. "I guess a blow job is out of the question?"
 
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stacey4u2luv said:
1. We say that so we can see what sort of man you are. :p
2. Yes, we do want an honest man.
3. If a man said that to me wihtout a tad bit of proven commitment I would ask him how many different women he likes to see in a week?
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1. A Man who knows what he wants
2. So blow me then
3. Just you darlin
 
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frankcastle said:
Don't think it would go over too well. I think the most polite way to ask for a BJ would be with a diamond ring. :) But there are much cheaper ways to get one. LOL.
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Diamond ring??? That will ensure that you NEVER get another BJ!
 
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hambone said:
Diamond ring??? That will ensure that you NEVER get another BJ!
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Hambone try taking the ring off of your winkie. Its probably cutting her tounge.
 
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