Ron Jeremy novel self-pleasure came about when he pissed off Marylin Chambers. He showed up for a shoot late, smelling like a sweaty drunken slob. She was not impressed, so she told him to go fuck himself...and he did.
I’m so sick of that shit.Alleged victims. He hasn’t been convicted.
Thanks for sharing this. I didn't know this is how they got down in the early 20th century. This all coming from James Joyce, one of the supposed greatest literary geniuses of all time. People just don't write love letters like this to their wives anymore.
“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”
“It was you yourself, you naughty shameless girl who first led the way. It was not I who first touched you long ago down at Ringsend. It was you who slid your hand down inside my trousers and pulled my shirt softly aside and touched my prick with your long tickling fingers, and gradually took it all, fat and stiff as it was, into your hand and frigged me slowly until I came off through your fingers, all the time bending over me and gazing at me out of your quiet saintlike eyes.”
“My sweet little whorish Nora. I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways.”
“Fuck me if you can squatting in the closet, with your clothes up, grunting like a young sow doing her dung, and a big fat dirty snaking thing coming slowly out of your backside… Fuck me on the stairs in the dark, like a nursery-maid fucking her soldier, unbuttoning his trousers gently and slipping her hand into his fly and fiddling with his shirt and feeling it getting wet and then pulling it gently up and fiddling with his two bursting balls and at last pulling out boldly the mickey she loves to handle and frigging it for him softly, murmuring into his ear dirty words and dirty stories that other girls told her and dirty things she said, and all the time pissing her drawers with pleasure and letting off soft warm quiet little farts.”
“You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard,”
“Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.”
The Chin was the best bar none.........I wish I had a dollar for every high profile Mafia kingpin who manifested signs of dementia just before his felony trial.
Hmmm........He performed autofellatio in the film Inside Seka which came out in 1980.Ron Jeremy novel self-pleasure came about when he pissed off Marylin Chambers. He showed up for a shoot late, smelling like a sweaty drunken slob. She was not impressed, so she told him to go fuck himself...and he did.
He was good at first, but got a little more full of himself as time went on. Also, the narrative before some of the later porn videos (most not including him, so more worth watching) was extremely cynical...For us older folks, did we all not cheer this 'slimeball' on? There is a reason why his in/famous and why he fucked a lot of women.
LiterallyHe was good at first, but got a little more full of himself as time went on.
That's what made him so popular to begin with. The common man could relate to him, because the common man looks more like him than the toned male porn models that women truly salivate over.I'm sure there are a lot of people that find the grotesque interlocked with the young and attractive to be strangely erotic...
About to say that I reckon his dementia might clear up after the trialI wish I had a dollar for every high profile Mafia kingpin who manifested signs of dementia just before his felony trial.