Is 'Aromatherapy' always a codeword?

[buffarg]

The naughty massage parlors often include it in their adds-is there actually something called 'aromatherapy' that requires training, might someone expecting it get disappointed to find the masseuse haggling over NR and the release?

George Carlin has made the joke 'how did a blowjob get renamed aromatherapy?'

 

[LancsLad]

Many spas have aroatherapy as part of the schedule of fees. Look at Holtz spa at the Hilton Warden/7 you will see it. Basically they add various essential oil and other scented gunk to the warmed oil for the massage. The theory is that different scents and oher ingredients can act on the body in dfferent ways. I think the pioneers in the old west called it "snake oil".
I'm clearly no expert but I get a lot of legit massages and thats the gist of what I surmise.

 

[shack]

I find the aroma of a freshly juiced pussy very therapeutic.

 

[goodtime]

add ...other scented gunk to the warmed oil for the massage.

That can be some pricey gunk going up in the air.

Can't you smell it. It's code word for you to smell the attendent, just make sure put money on table first.

 

[Hard Idle]

The naughty massage parlors often include it in their adds-is there actually something called 'aromatherapy' that requires training, might someone expecting it get disappointed to find the masseuse haggling over NR and the release?

George Carlin has made the joke 'how did a blowjob get renamed aromatherapy?'

This is a stupid marketing gimmick, it will only bring more complaints from legit therapists that they are being confused with jerkoff joints.

I guess this proves MP's aren't owned by thugs, otherwise the owners of all these places who use terms like "Aromatherapy" "Shiatsu" Or "Holistic" would get their asses kicked for inviting trouble and unwanted attention.

Of course the problem of misrepresentation wouldn't exist if we had sensible laws which allowed jerkoff joints to be called jerkoff joints without fear of reprecussions.

Until that happens, MP's have to be alot smarter.

BTW, anyone who claims to have been duped by the sinage is full of shit. Everybody knows that legit massage therapy places are located in professional office buildings, or in medical or physiotherapy complexes, not upstairs from a laundromat or in some shabby suburban strip mall.