Invade the US, Canada

[basketcase]

Daily show still has some good stuff.

https://youtu.be/TtwzCmLo0yY

 

[Knuckle Ball]

Why in the name of God would we want to invade the US? I’m quite happy keeping the border closed and having as little contact with those ignorant cunts as possible.

 

[apoptygma]

Why in the name of God would we want to invade the US? I’m quite happy keeping the border closed and having as little contact with those ignorant cunts as possible.

This.

 

[basketcase]

Are you guys so politically inundated that you can't understand satire?

 

[anon1]

Yes!!! I want to rape and pilage my way through Hollywood.

 

[Dutch Oven]

Doesn't the Daily Show know all of our military are working in Long Term Care Homes these days? Unless the US has no defense against a barrage of bedpans and Depends, I think they can sleep soundly.

 

[danmand]

Doesn't the Daily Show know all of our military are working in Long Term Care Homes these days? Unless the US has no defense against a barrage of bedpans and Depends, I think they can sleep soundly.

I think we could do it if we got the first nation on our side. The USA military tend to lose against tribal forces.