Inappropriate songs for making out

[CyberGoth]

Warm Leatherette by The Normal.

[its based on a book that Cronenberg made into a movie called CRASH. ]

 

[Cinema Face]

I was once having sex with a black girl and then the radio plays "dirty White boy" by Foreinger. I still think about her when I hear that song.

 

[Meesh]

Steam - Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye

U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

Righteos Bros. - You've Lost That Loving Feeling

Boyce and Hart - I Wonder What She's Doing Tonight

R. Dean Taylor - Gotta See Jane (Inappropriate if you partner isn't named Jane!)

 

[CyberGoth]

any song with the lyric "i scrub my ass with a teletubbie because i like to hear them SCREAM!!!!"

winks.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

how about - get your filthy hands off my desert by Pink Floyd not to be played during a dinner date but is good to play one Goober is around

 

[Zorba]

She may not appreciate:

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver - Primus

http://www.thesonglyrics.com/p_song_lyrics/primus_lyric1.html

 

[Goober Mcfly]

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Inappropriate lyrics

Scenario: She won't do BBBJTC.

Song: Pink Floyd "Another Brick in the Wall"

"How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?"

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[Berlin]

Too happy...

happy talk by Captain Sensible.

" Haaaaappie talking talking, Happeeee talk,
Talk about the things U liiiiike tooooo Dooooo...."

That's a good one, CG. Actually I kinda like that tune still, reminds me of sesame street everytime I hear it.....
Definitely doesn't mix with mood setting or love making. It's like pouring a bucket of ice cold water on my woody.

Good tune though.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I always like to play "Purple Peter Eater" oops thats "Purple person Eater" I think

 

[fozzy]

We've had threads about favorite songs for making out. Now it's time for songs that shouldn't be played to set the mood.

I used to love her but I had to kill her - G&R?

 

[pblues]

My list:

AC/DC - The Jack

Black Sabbath - Embryo

I Love the Dead - Alice Cooper

Deep Purple - Lazy

Judas Priest - Painkiller

Motorhead - Stay Clean

Pink Floyd - One Of These Days

Rush - I Think I'm Going Bald

Take The Money & Run - Steve Miller Band

 

[Astra]

I will survive - Gloria Gaynor
Band of Gold - Freda Payne
I should be so lucky - Kylie Minogue
Nice Legs Shame about the Face - can't remember

Need to think of some more now.
Ciao
Astra

 

[Astra]

oops forgot all about our revered Toronto guests:

Satisfaction (can't get no) - Rolling Stones

Ciao
Astra

 

[gibsomstreet]

Bobby Goldsboro, Summer (The First Time)

 

[Berlin]

Cuts like a knife - by Bryan Adams







a scary thought................................................................Ouch.

 

[Mudd Stuffin]

Rape Me - Nirvana

 

[jerbear]

Maybe Jewish Princess by Frank Zappa.

 

[dogman]

Baby if you don't want to fuck me, then baby fuck off..........by the Electric Chairs

Dogman

 

[Hornet]

Fat Bottom Girls - Queen
I Want to Break Free - Queen
Relax (Don't Do It) - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crew
Piggy - Nine Inch Nails

 

[waver]

HAHA- Don't Stand So Close To Me -by Police. I saw a lady once and she could not stand the song when with a client. *I wonder why*?