I'm seriously feeling evil...

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you must be fk'n kid'g me
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I never use exact change on the subway - I always overpay
 

WhaWhaWha

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I let the dogs out.
 

antaeus

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I saw a friend about to step in dogshit. I didn't warn him but laughed alot when he slid in it like an icy sidwalk!
 
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I break wind in elevators and look nastily at the other people.
LOL. I do the same on planes. With the noise of the engines, no one knows who dealt it. The lack of air circulation ensures that everyone will enjoy it.
 

WhaWhaWha

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They have a special place in hell for you. It's in a fiery cockpit, in a plane going through a state of perpetual crash landing. You're seated between two morbidly fat people shitting their pants with fear. There's nothing to drink but Fresca. The in flight movie is Maid in Manhattan.
 

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Smells like manly roses.
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WhaWhaWha said:
They have a special place in hell for you. It's in a fiery cockpit, in a plane going through a state of perpetual crash landing. You're seated between two morbidly fat people shitting their pants with fear. There's nothing to drink but Fresca. The in flight movie is Maid in Manhattan.
Sounds like a typical day in my life. :eek:
 

Eli

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I download TV shows cause I aint got cable.

P.S. Anyone know a Torrent site For LOST season 2?
 

Kurt

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Piracy

I haven't bought napkins in five years I alway take extra when doing take out.

I now have a five year supply in my closet.

Oh and I haven't bought a legit DVD or CD in years thanks to First Markham place and the pacific mall.

Pillage and Plunder thats my motto.

Oh and I recycle gifts especially really cheap ones.

Hey Cardinal Fang hows that deer sweater I gave you for Christmas...HEHE

Kurt
 

WhaWhaWha

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I pull the wings off flies.
I stand on the subway platform and contemplate who, if anyone, I would push onto the tracks.
I always flush when I use public toilets. But I dont always use my hands. Im afraid to touch the handle. Now someone else has to dealwith whatever was on the bottom of my shoe.
When I share equally in the purchase of a pizza I sometimes eat more than my share and deny it.
When I dont want to share the internet with my household I purposely corrupt the OS on the computer. They ask me to fix it and I pretend thats what Im doing while I hog the computer.
 

WhaWhaWha

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I personally don't care that Princess Diana is dead and find Camilla Parker Bowles a more suitable fit for that fucked up family.
 
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